Bostonian's Celtics: Dr. Evil

A fable of noir-definition involving a calculating modern madman and a capitalism-labyrinth in the West concerning 'real' docs.

A fable about antisocialism intrigue and the 'paranoia' linked to modern civilization capitalism labyrinths, inspired (loosely) by The Saint (Val Kilmer). 

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"Dr. Evil" (Amlan Satan) had achieved a minor miracle of 'dark' proportion after erecting his special super-brain computer in the cave of the Grand Canyon's inlets, hidden from the Earth-world and prepped to create macro-grid computing super-viruses to destabilize all governance-linked commercial activity/communications/business for a terrorism jaunt into the world of self-aggrandizement vanities, of cinematic proportion (wow).

DR. EVIL: My one priority in this 'drive' for terror-calculators is the casing of myself as the penultimate Romanticist of darkness and profiteer of this Earth-world capitalist race of vanity/examination.

He created a nifty little children's stick-figure vigilante-duo doodle of an eccentric American urban masked vigilante and his 'weaponized' antiheroine girlfriend/ally for a cyber-representation of the 'storyboard' behind Earth-world capitalist race social controls and chess-intelligence for fantasies concerning the 'detectives' of Western-American anarchy (wow). However, his (certain!) alternate agenda was to cast himself as something of a 'folk-optimist' all the while composing his special evil-computation 'art-blueprint' for anti-democratic United States Homeland Depression (hmm).

DR. EVIL: "When I was a young lad, out of Dartmouth (Express), working as a cyber-journalist in New England (Bostonian) and thinking of my family-heritage ties to Algerian/Irish struggles of politics-economics 'tied' underclass-work for terrorism-rhetoric/examination/controversy, I started to imagine the emergent social-media 'culture' in the Western-world 'invited' inventive new 'forms' of personality-driven democracy negotiations...the 'fashion' of street-ethos driven 'American' direction (wow)."

Taking up his 'role' as a blood-diamond profiteer in British Columbia (North America) and Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), the calculating Dr. Evil (Amlan Satan) decided to rev-up his super-brain computer in the Grand Canyon to devise a special 'street-ethos art-blueprint' for the choreography of chemical warfare by recruiting cyber-hacker nets/clubs for a direct strike against democratic labors designed for promotion of inter-religious capitalism/commerce profit-sharing leadership.

DR. EVIL (Amlan Satan): I've become the 'master' of terror-journals (ha); even Martians envy me.

What would be the fate of poor-old Bostonians in this 'grid' of untouchable and undesirable dramatics in the United States Homeland, now that Amlan Satan ("Dr. Evil") was commanding the helm of New England traffic/capitalism subversion from his Grand Canyon computing-lair; and he'd become the modern equivalent of Lucifer himself?

He made a nasty error which would prove to be his (eventual!) undoing when he decided to create a Boston cyber-hacking initiative from his Grand Canyon lair concerning the flowery/laurels of the iconic/cheered Celtics (New England) pro-basketball spirits team, always representative of all that was (certainly!) Western, American, Christian. When Celtics-website engineers tracked the virus-generation to the Grand Canyon, the FBI swooped in and discovered the bad wizard making bad jokes (privately!) about sports-media examinations (ha).

FBI: Why'd we catch, you Satan?
DR. EVIL: It was all about a 'cartoon' fortune on your behalf, detective(s).

FBI: Will you meditate on the gravity of the 'evil' of your agenda, bad doc?

DR. EVIL: I'll be isolate (now/forever) from capitalism's vanities; for your benefit.

FBI: Good; perhaps we'll all breathe 'cleaner' for Celtics-markets (ha).

DR. EVIL: Whatever...

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)