Purge (Jersey)

Purge (Jersey)

A Story by Abishai100
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Amlan moves to Voorhees (America) and conforms his peace-mind life with the 'Purge' inception (involving serious defense against 'orthodox' dishonor!).

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A dioramic Homeland fanfiction-vignette of the very unusual American media-franchise The Purge, which I hope you like (and enjoy!), 
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Prince Satan moved from Algiers (Algeria) to Voorhees (NJ/USA) and made $15M on Wall-Street (Ford Motors) but lived in a small condo-area of suburban America in the post-9/11 era for private cyber-comics storywriting concerning capitalism-life superstitions and social-media/'Selfie' culture of personality-driven residential Ego-fables (wow).



He kept his assets in a Swiss-account while making investments in Wall Street to fund his cyber-homeschooling initiative(s) tied to some pretty interesting modern educational projects wed to the New Jersey Board of Education and preferred this idyllic life of American Homeland securities/comforts while enjoying the creative 'life' of capitalist-race superstition storytelling (hmm).



WIFE: We've got the ideal life here in Voorhees, my darling-love Amlan.
SATAN: I became an American prince...to discover life with a princess (like you).
WIFE: I never 'pegged' you as a social-media fan/writer, Satan!
SATAN: Excellence; this is the 'time' of personality-driven cyber-friendship.
WIFE: We've got to keep cool...with all the 'treasure-storage' we boast.
SATAN: We've got everything for a humble/glowing life; and I love FaceTime.



With his two beloved daughters (Nora/Shiva), he learned to embrace the splendor(s) of Catholic-life in the United States, alongside his lovely wife and Jets-Eagles (pro-football!) fan of the media/video-games/Super-Bowl (Tandy). In fact, Nora/Shiva had become Prince Satan's special Voorhees 'diadems' or tiaras of what made United States (secured) life a 'thing' of residential examination (ha).



PRINCE SATAN: "I like connecting online with Jets/Eagles fans of the cyber-arcade (Bowl-Time)."



WIFE: Let's take Nora/Shiva to the Voorhees [Vogelson] library, Satan.
AMLAN: Why --- any 'good' reason, sweet-honey (today)?
WIFE: I heard a 'stranger' underground street-gossip I want to investigate.
AMLAN: What?
WIFE: You read to Nora/Shiva, while I do the research --- something about Salem.
AMLAN: The 'iconic' dark Witch Trials?
WIFE: Indeed; there's a rumor about an underground 'Purge' initiative in America.
AMLAN: The Purge...what's that?
WIFE: Ritualized/sanctioned 'secret' society anarchy/crime, 'pardoned' by cops.
AMLAN: What's that?
WIFE: The 'Purge' of Jersey...requires some library reading(s) for me.
AMLAN: What's the Purge 'link' to Salem, darling?
WIFE: It's a hypothesis/theory of a friend (social-media).
AMLAN: Alright!



Prince Satan's wife was right. The 'Purge' really was a sanctioned underground government 'pardoned' secret society ritual annual-night of anarchy/crime, created by a government psychologist who devised this special manner of exorcism of violence-instincts with a night of Hell 'overlooked' by cops in various Eastern states (NJ/NY/PA). Apparently, the 'street' rumor(s) flew that the Purge was a modernized 'rendition' of the psyche-examination of the Salem Witch Trials --- a night during which designated 'runners' tried to flee (weaponized!) from the 'dark-clutch' of a team of 'hunters' (weaponized!). This was horror-cinema, veiled by true Homeland street-weirdos in the post-9/11 era (wow).



AMLAN SATAN: Wow...glad you did that Vogelson-library study, darling?
WIFE: I found out this 'Purge' may be tied with some Salem-legacy theory!
SATAN: Weird...maybe I'll make some cyber-presentation about our 'sovereignty' from terrorism.
WIFE: How's that?
SATAN: I'll make some patriotism-cards (baseball) showcase hinting at our Voorhees residential 'free-space' from any 'American' trouble(s).
WIFE: Excellence!



When the night of the Purge did come for the Satan family of Voorhees (NJ/USA), Prince Satan learned his Olympics-baseball (cards!) patriotism cyber-'showcase' simply was insufficient, and he had to 'supplement' his home-dominion 'sovereignty' declaration from the 'terrorists' of the Purge-night with a special window-porch defense-watch (masked!) with toy water-guns filled with home-yard lawn-made potent (hot!) acid.



SATAN: The capitalist Homeland is one of 'playground' treasure view (ha).



WIFE: I can't believe we made it through --- the Purge (I mean!).
SATAN: All's well in 'chess' and Princeton, honey-love.
WIFE: Hell's avoidable with a little bit of teaching!



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2023 Abishai100


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