Satan's Princeton: Rams Sports Yolk

A Story by Abishai100

An Americana vignette about what makes football so reflective of a human detour.

A football-fanfare 'portrait' drawing on the Americana-themes from the iconic sports-daydream movie Heaven Can Wait (Warren Beatty).

DISCLAIMER: This work of sports-fanfare offers no commercial/legal ties to the Rams (football) organization or any of its affiliates and all images used herein comprise a purely 'personal' work of social direction/diarism (for open translations).

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Amlan Satan moved from Algiers to study in America (Princeton) to use his inherited fortunes and Wall Street earnings to create cyber-presentations of capitalism superstitions/storytelling in the modern social-media culture of personality driven commerce-life commentary in the post-9/11 era of United States Homeland antiterrorism expressions (wow).

He loved living in the Princeton area and learning about all the splendors and flowery of the Eastern United States and its 'academic' views of sports-media/markets and commerce-life 'intelligentsia' reflective of a certain/undeniable 'capitalism race' Ego expression. Would this facilitate his interest(s) in general Western-world anthropology/architecture?

It would indeed. In fact, Satan packed his bags and drove cross-country to leave Princeton behind and settle into the City of Angels where he became a cyber-writer of sports (football!) fanfare, offering 'excellence' in the intuition of sports-fanfare superstitions stories for the fans of the city of the iconic Rams, winner of 2 Super Bowls in the 21st-Century (against the Titans/Bengals). This generated much 'spirit' and Romanticism in the social-media domain (hmm).

He met a beautiful Rams cheerleader/fan and married and had a son (Damian) and took him to the LA Van Gogh art-museum where they shared their mutual fascination with the yellow-and-blue mystery arts/imagery of the strange/eccentric tragic-artist who'd not been discovered as a Western creative genius until after his demise.

SATAN: Art is the gateway to superstitions-intelligence for capitalism.

DAMIAN: That's cool, dad; Van Gogh was very weird...but smart!

SATAN: Excellence; good.

He got Damian a Rams-color yellow-and-blue colored kids-bed for their LA home and told Damian's mom that this was the beginning of a great life towards the proverbial American Dream for their son Damian, who perhaps would grow up to become a great sports-writer...or athlete!

SATAN: I got you a Matthew Stafford Rams football-sports card for you.

DAMIAN: This is the perfect birthday-gift, daddy.

SATAN: I thought you'd find it special...a 'Score-Courtyard' for Americans.

DAMIAN: It's even cooler than a Barry Sanders card, dad.

SATAN: Yeah.

As you may (or not) know, Stafford was 'instrumental' in the Rams Bowl achievement against the rival Bengals (Cincinnati) and Damian Satan knew the Score-trophy would be a 'toast' for all that Americans loved about sportsmanship and Homeland comforts in the post-9/11 era of securities/luxury storytelling (hmm).