Jem's Kite-Runner

Can Mr. Satan and his new 'ally' in gem-securities 'warfare' (New England) create the 'lyric(s)' of Homeland capitalism-erasure?

A fun Boston-world adaptation/fanfiction of the 'capitalism-themed' and energized fun 20th-Century music-cartoon Jem and the Holograms (TV series). Enjoy! 

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Amlan Satan was flying kites in the Boston skies and thought about the woes surrounding blood-diamond smuggling (Sierra Leone) related insurance-corruption in the North American gem-market and the concern of consumers that many gems shuffled into the world-diamond traffic were originating from 'conflict-zone' mining activity linked to 'rogue' terrorism finances.

AMLAN SATAN: As a 'kite-runner' of capitalism-storytelling in the cyber-domain in New England, I've become a social-media 'Bostonian-aficionado' of all that's personality-driven/wise in the 'chess' world of diamond-commerce examinations for citizenry/consumer commentary, hoping to link to other 'intelligentsia' in North America worried about diamond merchant insurance integrity (wow).

He fell in love with a Bostonian musician, a female 'rocker' tying classical music with modern punkish American band-rock named Jem who had this secret/magical ability to transform herself into a visage/appearance 'veiled' or disguised manifestation as an everyday 'average/normal' New England house-maid who'd evade all manner of media/journalism detection and hence preserve her 'cool' sense of cyber-music fan-club mystique/anonymity in this new age of personality-driven capitalism oriented social activity/media (ha).

JEM: You know, Amlan Satan, my 'real' (Bostonian-housemaid) alias is Jericha.

AMLAN: That's excellence, Jem; I'm so happy you revealed your magic to me (ha).

JEM: Well, we've got lots of social-media work to do for this gem-insurance chat.

AMLAN: Right; we're casting Boston's skyline for cyber-tales of gem-insurance value!

JEM: I don't mind 'tying' my music-group to your 'chess-detective' work with gem-IQ.

AMLAN: That's excellence, Jericha; maybe Bostonians' laurels are new Homeland kites.

JEM: Maybe, Mr. Satan, maybe (hmm).

AMLAN: I love you!

Amlan went into the King of Jewelry Bostonian outfit and slyly swapped some of the blood-diamonds 'on-show' there (owned by the ruthless Baron Ion) with fakes/replicas he brought/made and posted on social-media, "Insured treasure at King of Jewelry should (eventually) draw some media lights for Ion's journals of capital/gem securities fortune-cookie as the Jem Park music concert has people thinking about vigilante-consumerism!"

BARON ION: If these 'rockers' of Bostonian street-media outmatch me, my chess will sober.

Perhaps Jericha/Jem and her kite-runner beau/Bostonian stranger fellow (Amlan Satan) had managed a micro-celebrity social-media 'miracle' in the casting of Ion's gem-insurance corruption as a consumerism 'phenomenon' and hence inspired the lovely duo to celebrate St. Patrick's Day (consumerism!) with a 'magical' box of Oh Ryan's (yummy) Sweet Potatoes (for the Homeland Ego).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)