Candy-Books: Haddonfield Hexagon

A consumerism-superstition 'fable' inspired by the iconic Roald Dahl tale of fortune/candy turned into life's honors.

A tale of consumerism ornamentation inspired by the iconic original film Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder). Thanks for reading, 

DISCLAIMER: The images used herein offer no commercial/legal ties to the original (referenced!) film and therefore comprise a purely 'personal' exercise in creative/dramatic interpretation of cultural hyperbole (obviously with no specific/formal ties to the New Jersey area of Haddonfield). 

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In the iconic smalltown of Haddonfield (Jersey), Prince Amlan Satan took his Wall Street earnings (Ford) to invest in a series of media-presentations regarding the accessibility and marketability of colored chocolate candies for a pluralist consumer-base in the modern American Homeland (wow).

PRINCE SATAN (Amlan): Our 'vision' is to use social-media to re-present a capitalism-race ethos all the while trumpeting the personality behind consumerism securities in the United States all the while offering a special outlook on the commerce-life Ego tied to network investors and commentators interested/intrigued by America's special 'festivity' of intelligence blended with cultural festivity (ha).

Prince Satan designed a special series of chocolate-house presentations for a museum trend in the Homeland and offered tourist-guides into his various exhibitions of edible housing/art/sculpture, and he insisted this was 'chess-excellence' in the American Homeland defense against the emerged 21st-Century threat of anti-consumerism terrorism (e.g., 9/11) --- that's holiday!

PRINCE SATAN (Amlan): Perhaps this form of commerce-life storybook presentation concerns our capitalism-race intelligence and 'chess' of consumerism defense confidence, which is why I'm offering social-media 'book-collections' of treasure/fortune/candy collections and superstitions for the American audience (young/old!) to facilitate the faerie-tale of wealth high-art.

What's it about Haddonfield (Jersey) that drew this prince of Earth to invest in the pedestrian consumerism/superstitions of Homeland securities and comforts? Perhaps it was the way Haddonfield offered a 'prototypical' shape of commerce traffic and residential living that made candy-book presentations a 'thing' of modern United States heights.

PRINCE SATAN (Amlan): This sort of ambitious venture of Haddonfield will reorient our true vision of the intellectualism/chess behind consumerism storybook toasts, and it's now 'officially' considered the layman 'Hexagon' of the capitalism-race history, but who'll inherit my 'history' estate?

Well, the top contender for the inheritance of this incredible/immaculate 'candy-books' based commerce-life Ego 'estate' (or Empire!) happened to be a gorgeous Princeton-girl named Esmerelda who'd considered the superstitions behind capitalism life something Martians too would envy (ha) and offered her own 'artistic' spin on the quality of Homeland honor(s).

ESMERELDA: Don't you think these books beckon some intelligence-indulgence?

AMLAN SATAN: Not at all...in fact, I'm hoping my successor will love cheering them!

ESMERELDA: Well, I suppose I do love the 'concept' or quality of adverbs.

AMLAN SATAN: Good; perhaps you're the right superstition-queen for this duty!

ESMERELDA: This all feels like a mysterious faerie-tale, Mr. Satan.

AMLAN SATAN: That's (really) what capitalism is, darling --- a 'tall' tale.

ESMERELDA: You're a stranger fellow (of Haddonfield).

AMLAN SATAN: True; but perhaps also your...ancestor (ha).

ESMERELDA: May the gods favor such Haddonfield expression of high-art!

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)