Die-Hard: Clans of Qatar {Chessmen}

Can two 'hero-cops' save a staged-hostage ('damsel') from the terrorist-clutches of evil Baron Ion during the Qatar Cup for a social-media 'vision' of post-9/11 era Earth-history?

A fanfiction of the themes from Die Hard set during the iconic/historic Qatar World Cup! 

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A very nefarious blood-diamond baron escaped from incarceration and perused the modern world of social-media, amused at the flowery and characterization of today's underground 'bad-guys' and hoped to create a special 'game' during the Qatar World Cup (2022) during which he'd make for some 'nasty' social-media commentary regarding post-9/11 era securities concerning the detectives of modern traffic. Follow along.

The Baron Ion staged a special 'rhetoric' themed hostage-game (covert) during the Qatar Cup, for which he'd cast his special 'servant-girl' (Esmerelda) as a social-media sportsmanship-model and then claim that if two 'hero-cops' didn't show-up in Qatar to rescue her, he'd executer her on live-stream net and create a 'panic' during the elaborate/expensive social investments in World Cup festivities (wow).

ESMERELDA: Wow, it's just a cool-honor to be the spokeswoman/model for social-media in Qatar, sharing the 'stage-lights' of all kinds of lovely 'angels' of the modern era in this examination of the color of the capitalism-race exercises in hip security (ha).

NEWS-REPORT: Esmerelda, kidnapped and held hostage by the escaped diamond-baron (Sierra Leone, Ion) threatens (now) to assassinate the poor-lady on live-stream if two 'hero-cops' from the West don't appear and create an 'angel-rescue' operation strong-enough to humble the evil man into self-imposed 'chess' exile...a game worth noting for this post-9/11 era of Earth-traffic paranoia, good folks...in this 'dark' faerie-tale of capitalism-race honors.

The two 'hero-cops' who'd been ordered to pick up the proverbial 'phone' rung by the evil Ion were Amlan and Inuyasha Satan, a married-couple with Interpol-relation working, incidentally, with some recent blood-diamond examinations/chess in British Columbia; Amlan posted on social-media, "The 'Selfie' culture of wrought personality for capitalism-race confidence has drawn my wife/I into this 'game' of hostage-staging which will (surely!) make for 'cinematic' social-media commentary regarding the critiques of globalism storyboards (hmm)."

INUYASHA: Why the airport, hubby?
AMLAN: I'm doubtlessly-thinking Ion's taking Esmerelda straight-there.

INUYASHA: He'd been anticipating the moment if two 'clever' heroes theorized.

AMLAN: We've the right theory for this one; we're to lift Esmerelda from his clutches.

INUYASHA: How much time do we have to get to the airport?
AMLAN: Ion'd not 'waited' for angels like us...we've about 30 minutes (zoom!).

The two hero-cops sneaked into the Qatar airport after 'zooming' there on Amlan's motorbike (rented) and found Esmerelda 'quietly' sitting by the food-court area with a video-recorder. They instantly sensed this was the death-trap. Inuyasha disappeared into the crowd with her toy water-rifle filled with acid in her duffel-bag.

AMLAN: I'll just sit down at Esmerelda's table and offer her a chance to talk (live) on social-media with a diamond-merchant (ha).

AMLAN: I'm not leaving this table, sir; I'm romancing Esmerelda!

ION: Get lost...I'm waiting for officers at this table for an important video.

AMLAN: Just relax...maybe I'm one of these 'special' officers.

ION: Of goodness...are you one of the two 'hero-cops' I'd been expecting?
AMLAN: I dunno what you mean...but who's to say you're dead wrong...Ion?

Ion's goons (two of them) inside the airport began to talk to each other and stealthily began to walk towards Ion's table with Esmerelda and hit Amlan in the head with their assembled/concealed silencer-pistols, which is when/how Inuyasha spotted them and sneaked up behind them, drew out her toy acid-rifle and sprayed their shoes, forcing them to fall to the ground and scream for assistance, giving her the time to disappear back into the crowd and let airport-security deal with them.

AMLAN: Your goons didn't show to hit me and disturb my courtship, Ion.

ION: Since your other hero-cop duet-partner is invisible, I'm impressed!

AMLAN: I'm taking Esmerelda with me (now)...lest you want a Facebook-upload.

ION: You win...I'll mail you a chess-cookie cake from exile, Mr. Satan.

AMLAN: Thanks...I'm just happy to move Esmerelda out of your oven.

ION: Damn.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)