Test of Flash: Jersey Hands

A Story by Abishai100

Can the speedy-hero (Flash) outmatch a Garden-State (Jersey) band of road-bandits (Crazies) in this Homeland tale of high-art?

A cool pre-weekend fanfiction of the beloved super-speed comics-hero Flash (DC Comics), which (in my humble opinion) would make for a very very cool summertime movie (perhaps directed by Sam Raimi and starring James Franco as the Flash!). Thanks for reading,

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The Garden State of Jersey had become a hallmark of road-traffic and the design of highway-car activity and speed and control and danger and photojournalism (wow). Well, in this environment of the American Homeland, the super-hero known as the Flash (Amlan Satan) decided to create a car-and-driver patrol and monitor crusade to track a nefarious group of road hellraisers known as the Crazies, bandits in stolen/rented cars (repainted sometimes) creating special Jersey-Hell highway/road 'troubles' which required the Flash/Satan to offer his foot-speed immaculate sense of pursuit.

FLASH: No soul in the universe runs like me; I'll chase the Crazies on foot and exile their arrogance!

No one (really) knew where Flash (Amlan Satan) developed/acquired his super-human skill or gift in running so darn fast! He was able to move at the pace of lightning, which gave everyone who admired him a special sense of 'awe' in the Garden State of Jersey, where they hoped (on social media) that this miracle-man would put a 'roadblock' on the advanced placement Hell of the Crazies on highways and roads and felt moved to offer cyber-arts praising the Flash's sense of 'superior' pursuit-magic (that speed!).

FLASH (Amlan Satan): No one knows how, by day, I'm a beloved Garden State storywriter about horse-track developments and horse-health news, recently covering the progress of the millionaire-horse (Churchill Downs) named Arklow the alien; but I'll share my continuing admiration-tales of horse-health/intrigue for Jersey-Heavens with like-minded citizenry fascinated by the 'bright-side' of capitalism-race activity (e.g., racing-heat).

Well, despite the laurels Mr. Satan received for his 'chess-excellence' in the coverage of news/tales of Arklow (the alien!) the Jersey-horse, Flash remained quite 'troubled' with continuing road-tales of hellfire surrounding those bandits of darkness known as the Crazies! In fact, these evil Crazies were now involved in at least 30 stories in the Garden State regarding creating panic/terror on the roads by veering drivers off lanes and creating media-splash fiery crashes of metal-fury among themselves too. Flash knew the only way to curb their vanity was to chase them (on-foot!) with his lightning super-human speed to create media-lore about the Crazies being humbled while putting a little 'stage-fright' into the bandits for their senses of driving Ego (ha).

CRAZIES: That dastardly-dashing Flash thinks he'll drown out our flames; we'll cover Jersey-terrorism.

NEWS-FLASH: "Despite the 'dark' allure of the Crazies in their vehicles-of-vanity in our cherished Garden State of racing/media, our valiant super-man (Flash) had managed to continuously chase the evildoers (on-foot!) and drown-out their senses of outright arrogance with a huge media-laughter surrounding the human subjugation of machinery-driven Ego (wow)."

AMLAN SATAN: Let's enjoy the screening of Speed Racer (John Goodman) at the Jersey-cineplex.

GIRLFRIEND: Sounds like a real treat, Satan; perhaps all the "Crazies-business" melts into normality.

AMLAN SATAN: Nothing like a cool Jersey-film view to remind us of that --- Homeland express.

GIRLFRIEND: Flash, I made you these gorgeous Indian luchi-bread treats for post-movie zest.

AMLAN SATAN: Wow...sounds like we made the right deal for this Saturday-Eve munchies-mind.

GIRLFRIEND: Ha.

Would Flash (Amlan Satan) be required (again!) to restore life's delicate and welcomed balances in the beloved Garden State of capitalism-race life in the United States? His girlfriend hoped his days of combatting 'true' darkness were (mostly) behind him (hmm). However, she remained steadfast that if the 'rate-raisers' of evil rose once-more in the Homeland, the 'cool' Flash would offer his own senses of outright heat (for social-media commentary about citizenry-cheers...and human romance).