Doll-Transformer

Coach Satan instructs his ice-hockey players to examine the 'pluralism-value' of capitalism-imagery and may draw a 'honey-hologram' with them.

An optimistic consumerism-culture fable inspired (very loosely) by The Founder (Michael Keaton). 

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Amlan Satan had become a popular/affable junior ice-hockey league coach in South Jersey (United States) and now hoped to encourage his players to seek a social-media presentation concerning the flowery of multiculturalism-themed/imaged dolls/figurines like Irish-Barbie for a modern expression of capitalism-race excellence, drawing interest hopefully from various modern readers/investors (wow).

SATAN: We're 'casing' a special "Redhead-Barbie" (Irish-heritage) for some of our Fury-team players to create personality-stories about the access-value of globalism-optimistic toy-shopping (Xmastime!) to foster a social-media 'consciousness' regarding the 'chess-excellence' of pluralism-commerce in the post-9/11 era (American Homeland) --- should make for 'positive' marketing for ice-hockey (Jersey).

Some of his players decided to go their own way with this doll-toy consumerism personal consciousness 'exercise' ordered by their captain-coach Satan (Amlan!) and purchased a kids' Ouija-board (game) to invoke a special metaphysics-presence/examination to 'transform' their Irish-Barbie doll into a pink robot (Transformer) toy (Arcee!) for a 'spin' on commerce-figure hyperbole (hmm).

FURY-ATHLETE: We've managed a cool buy of an Arcee-Transformer figure-robot (toy) for a social-media image collage to compare Irish-Barbie to this similar-color figurine for Satan's expression of 'pluralism' imagination --- to make this 'exercise' feel more fun for the Fury (team!).

Satan was somewhat concerned the team-players were taking 'liberal' license in personalizing their serious social-media 'extra-curricular' pluralism-journal exercise and re-presented a 'Ouija-kids board game' art-show suggesting Redhead-Barbie was now the Arcee pink robot-female figurine for a 'liberal' view of consumerism fantasy. He decided to take these Fury members to the Vogelson (Library-Jersey) for a more serious historical reading of the long/laborious history of consumerism-culture in the American Homeland (ha).

FURY-ATHLETE: Well, we got you this bucket of 'original-recipe' fried-chicken, Coach Satan.

AMLAN: Wow...thanks (I think!); is this 'originality' gesture some 'social-media message' about consumerism liberties/fun (hmm)?

FURY-ATHLETE: Maybe...you need to relax, Coach Satan.

AMLAN: Alright, alright; it's been a 'serious' time of Homeland antiterrorism rhetoric, and I didn't want the Fury to be left-behind, kids.

FURY-ATHLETE: We'll keep pace, coach; fried-chicken's as 'good' as chips, right?
AMLAN: Excellence!

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)