Pirate of Obsidian*

'Scruffy' is a cyber-writing eccentric of the Homeland who believes he's a 'real' pirate with a special 'Obsidian' hue for modern highness!

A fun pirate-consciousness fable drawing on the modern cultural interest in the revival of pirate-media, such as the iconic Disney series Pirates of the Caribbean (Johnny Depp), which I hope you like,

DISCLAIMER: The images used herein offer no commercial/legal ties to the referenced film-series and therefore comprise a purely 'personal' work of cinema-fanfiction (for 'open' reference). 

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Amlan Satan went by the cyber-writing alias 'Scruffy' and believed he'd been descended from real old-world sea-pirates and wished to create a special American Homeland superstition-lore series about the 'magic' value of the black shine mineral-rock called Obsidian, sharing his imagery of this mineral-treasure with others on social-media (wow).

'SCRUFFY': This 'Obsidian-mineral' (treasure!) suggests we capitalist-race adventurers and mystics may find unusual 'shapes' of elongated confidence in this age of commerce/globalism through a simplified beautiful view of basic hyperbole (ha).

Scruffy compared the magic-value of the Obsidian mineral-treasures, black gems/jewelry sometimes crafted from the gorgeous Earth-rock, to American pro-football spirits cheerleader trade-cards, such as Raiders (pirate-logos!) cheerleader cards of great "Aphrodites' of the culture of media/fanfare, with no 'direction' reference to any specific cheerleader.

SCRUFFY: Raiders are awesome; these Obsidian-reflection cheerleader portrait-cards are the pirate's love of media-fanfare and American honors (ha).

The irony of all this eccentric social-media work was that Scruffy was in fact (really!) a descended pirate from the old-world, and he wanted to someday reveal to the world that he'd docked a real ancient pirate-ship he (apparently) inherited from his pirate-ancestor tied to a great pirate-quest for a sacred/eternal treasure known as the Black Pearl from the Fountain of Youth, certainly Disney-worthy for any social-media reader-fan of pirate-storytelling (wow).

SCRUFFY: I've this awesome pirate-chess set (toy!) which I seek to share on social-media with the NewPorcellian, my cool cyber-chess club recruiting homeschooling youth with interest in globalism-network game-societies for a 'toast' for capitalism-race hyperbole (ha).

The thing about this pirate-guy of Obsidian 'magic-tales' in the American Homeland was that he'd this special 'gift' of making this really wonderful Eastern egg-curry dish which his friends/girlfriends really liked (wow). In fact, he insisted that this egg-curry was something of a 'pirate' high-art (hmm).

Years later, we find this 'cool' and eccentric pirate-of-Obsidian magic-tales settled/retired in a special place in the East Coast (America) called Voorhees where he'd hone his skills at making pirate-cinema 'fanfiction' and casting himself as something of a Charles Schultz of cyber-pirate hyperbole. Perhaps he'd network with many modern Homeland 'like-minded' pirate-historians.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)