Crimea Kill Wish: Satan & Fenton

American heroes attempt a 'GI-Joe' operation to end the Russian maniac's 'strike' for Crimean hyperbole.

An adaptation into real-world politics of Spies Like Us (John Landis). 

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AMLAN SATAN: We're hitting Putin inside Crimea (with Interpol-relation).

FENTON LEE: You're certain this Turgenev-reading 'proves' Putin's evil?
SATAN: Yes, Fenton; in fact, the literary-chess of Crimea's sound!

FENTON: I feel like we're characters from Spies Like Us.

SATAN: We are (indeed!); and the GI-Joes will give us medals (ok?).

Crimea (Eastern Europe) was annexed by the Russian government ahead of the Putin-government invasion of the Ukraine in the second decade of the 21st-Century, which made for much 'personality/flowery' in social-media examinations in citizenry-commentary regarding pedestrian traffic-securities, drawing in these two 'GI-Joe' renegade-operatives (Satan/Fenton) to execute a 'high-order' execution of the 'maniacal' Putin to create a cessation of the invasion-momentum of the Ukraine to foster moder social-media age 'commerce-traffic' optimism among citizenry/consumers of the Western journal world (wow).

SATAN: You see how Crimea's 'integral' in Putin's vision of an embargo-apathetic Eastern-Europe?
FENTON: Yeah; we'll have to use acid/poison if we can't get close.

SATAN: Ha...pose as butlers/room-service inside this Iron Empire of invasion (eh?).

The reports cane in that Putin had been executed/assassinated and that the 'GI-Joe' paramilitary force of underground ('covert') operatives weren't tied with it. However, perhaps Satan/Fenton, wily 'bros' of this Crusade to control the leakout of Ukraine/Crimea, hoped to simply 'shoo' Putin away into an 'incomplete' state of self-exile. Perhaps that's what really happened (hmm).

SATAN: Feeling tiny guilty, Fenton?
FENTON: I guess we did the right thing...and I met a beautiful woman (too).

SATAN: Excellence; this is great for Western-world traffic rhetoric.

FENTON: Putin's Casper.

SATAN: Weapons of journalism (now), undoubtedly, Fenton!

So many 'diplomats' attended to 'apparent' burial of Putin and the Ukraine was restored to national sovereignty/security status by the World Council, and GI-Joes assumed Satan/Fenton took-off for a snow-board vacation in the Alps, perhaps to rid their brains of blood-diamond conspiracy-paranoia tied to the Russian mafia (ha).

LARA: Made you authentic Russian food, Fenton.

FENTON: Satan's jealous.

LARA: You can dream of retiring (finally)...with me.

FENTON: Best quality of this Russia-trap was finding you, Lara.

LARA: Thanks; you'll enjoy this (certainly).

Thus ends this 'dark' fable about affable executioners of 'GI-Joe' lore (Satan/Fenton) whose Crusade to rid the invasion-imagination of the 'maniacal' Putin-brand rendered a cool romance for one of the two creative hipsters (at least!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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