Pippi's Football (Princeton)

Can an American pirate offer the sea-voyaging Pippi a 'chess-excellence' in sportsmanship-spirits (football) examinations for a Princeton deed?

An homage to one of my boyhood favorite media/literature series, Pippi Longstocking, set in the Princeton area (with no specific historic ties to NJ/USA news or stories!). 

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Now, it was known that/how Pippi had become a fantastic Earth-voyager and explorer of the modern transit-world of intrigue and chess-fun and immersed herself in the various sectors of social/cultural flowery and even sometimes 'darkness' but sought (now) to find a special modern/normal/cool American Homeland sportsmanship examination in the great area of Princeton, after temporarily freezing her cruising exercises as a precocious pirate-girl of chess-storytelling (hmm).

AMLAN SATAN: Aha, Pippi, seems you've made an ultra-wise choice to seek this Princeton examination.

PIPPI: Mr. Satan, you're such a 'cool' American pirate and the right guide for me (Princeton).

SATAN: Excellence, my new girl-friend (Pippi); for I'm an 'expert' in Princeton social-media sports.

PIPPI: You've known/met lots of Princeton-folk on social-media concerning football fanfare/treasure.

SATAN: Right; in fact, we'd engage with some nice area folks about 'personality' in fanfare/chess.

Pippi and her newfound 'American-pirate' pal (Amlan Satan) hopped off the pirate-ship and onto the Homeland shores in the summer of 2023 and landed in Princeton (New Jersey) and would explore the street-transit culture of inns/dives/shops and explore sportsmanship spirits and stories on social-media, perhaps finding some 'cool' treasures of United States commerce-life (wow).

AMLAN SATAN: This American society's all the buzz about the media-story concerning glitter/shine!

PIPPI: You're right, Mr. Satan; I wonder how Princeton-folk gather all this beauty about social-life.

SATAN: Me wonders if this media-pizzazz culture of the Homeland's all about cinematic friendship(s).

PIPPI: I suppose that's true; there's some pretty 'deep' films in the United States about glitter/shine!

SATAN: You're right; in fact, I wonder what the Princeton-folks make of this 'competitive' lyric (ha).

Now, Mr. Satan was not always an 'American pirate' on ships voyaging in the dark veiled seas for new era inventive pirate-lore, usurping vessels carrying deadly 'blood-diamonds' and replacing booty-chests with glass-beads for social-media posts about gem-insurance value/superstition in the Western-world. In fact, he was a Greek-boy who immigrated to America, studied at Princeton, and found much knowledge in libraries before deciding to be 'moved' by the social-media/'Selfie' culture to create an 'examination' of the traffic-culture paralleling or 'complementing' modern Western/American sports-cinema storyboard chess intelligence. He shared these ideas with others on social-media (e.g., Facebook-chess) before meeting Pippi on his recent pirate-ship travel(s).

AMLAN SATAN: Admire these Saints-cheerleaders sports/football cards I've procured at Princeton!

PIPPI: Excellence, Mr. Satan; these seem to carry their 'gold-weight' for media-culture sports-IQ.

SATAN: That's right, my friend (Pippi); for these 'gems' of superstition reflect the 'chess' of heat.

PIPPI: Check this out, Satan --- a fantastic Kosar (Browns) McDonald's-QB consumerism token-prize!

AMLAN SATAN: Excellence, Pippi; this is a 'card' of great capitalism-race hyperbole for our research.

PIPPI: I got this from a Princeton area student immersed in the examination(s) of commerce-life.

SATAN: All good things...of fair value and story...offer their own 'depth' and require a 'fair' humility.

PIPPI: Boy, Americans sure do love a 'good' h tale.

SATAN: Aha.

Amlan Satan, the American-pirate co-voyager alongside his newfound 'girl-friend' (Pippi), decided to bake up some very tasty BBQ-chicken for a summer picnic in the Princeton town where they'd been examining the quality of commerce-life hyperbole and shared their bounty with a group of community folk playing backyard-touch football and enjoying all the Homeland splendors of 'inventive' modern high-art (wow).

AMLAN SATAN: Well, Pippi, we've breathed quite a bit of Homeland airs and sports-football magic.

PIPPI: Surely; that backyard-football Princeton community 'exercise' was simply golden, Mr. Satan.

SATAN: Perhaps, if we part ways in this Earth-sea, we'll remember this 'study' with spectacles (ha).

PIPPI: Surely.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)