A Jersey Thing

A Jersey Thing

A Story by Abishai100
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An Earth-prince is tuning in the cyber-culture of 'chess' driven Homeland sorcery (for Captain America!).

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A fun patriotism-intrigue story for this new social-media age, inspired by various media/comics. Enjoy (and thanks for reading!), 
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Amlan Satan lived in South Jersey and made cyber-tales of capitalism lore and superstition and heroics in blood-diamond infiltrations of evil baron bank boxes and generally became liked by social-media users/readers of the American Homeland in this inventive new millennium of personality-driven traffic-storytelling and Selfie-chess (ha).



AMLAN SATAN: Just moving out of my Voorhees townhouse on Van Buren and seek a cool Devils-Jersey 'thing' for my new venture in a Haddonfield cyber-chess society called NewPorcellian which will create residential haunting and homegrown terrorism paranoia (wow).



This Earth-prince loved collecting various sports-world/media and market treasures like Devils hockey-cards and Chiefs cheerleader trading-cards for his complementation of capitalism-life/chess superstition-tales of fortune-life in the Homeland invaded/threatened by aliens/terrorists, offering a new vision of picture-pages drawn Western hyperbole (hmm).



AMLAN SATAN: I've this new 'alien-invader' sci-fi media-themed chess-set/toy now (NewPorcellian) to augment our society storyboards regarding 'synthesis' of various land/dominion/treasury invasion or threat fantasy and defense-valor mysticism for an inventive reinvention of the Dungeons & Dragons kitchen for Jersey-USA.



He posted his photo alongside his sister, a schoolteacher (Haddonfield), who studied the psychology of capitalism and liked this Selfie-culture personality-driven social networking in the post-9/11 Homeland (United States) and wondered if all this 'Jersey-USA' image had become a 'thing' of natural socialized democracy or if there 'lurked' an invisible form of underground/monstrous terror, threatening to subvert this overground form of 'American' history (wow).



AMLAN SATAN: Wow, my Churchill-Downs upstart-horse (Arklow) has become a millionaire-winner and will offer me the right 'toast' for NewPorcellian fortune-superstition storyboards concerning the Homeland 'aura' of competition-drawn 'patriotism' (perhaps necessary for an American sense of capitalism-chess oriented antiterrorism high-art).



Sure, this 'Jersey-thing' for Prince Satan had become quite a cyber-examination of the superstition-image of capitalism-chess and exercises in antiterrorism rhetoric for securities-confidence in the Homeland, and his fans/readers liked gossiping that he 'doubled' as a blood-diamond operationalist, perhaps somewhere in British Columbia, adding to this 'tone' of great intrigue surrounding the 'alienation' of basic American history (hmm).



EZZY (Jersey-Girl): I made you this pizza for your Boardwalk-Fries breakfast.
SATAN (Amlan): Sunday-breakfast of pizza-and-fries, eh, darling?
EZZY: I got the fries on the way home from jogging (Boardwalk).
AMLAN: This is a great Atlantic-City suite we got for this weekend, no?
EZZY: Surely; glad you're working on that 9/11 Captain-America cartoon.
AMLAN: Yeah; it'll be cool for our NewPorcellian presentation about Israel.
EZZY: Sounds serious/dark, my prince.
AMLAN: It is; so's America (now), and Earth; but I have you for high-art.



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2023 Abishai100


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