Chicago's Handsome

A trio of 'cool' Windy-City cops create a 'ring' of Homeland securities as the 'heady' Night-Slasher criminal invades American honey.

A fun Saturday-Eve crime-caper (dark!) inspired by Dragnet (Tom Hanks). 

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Amlan/Ezzy/Marcus worked as the cool Windy-City street-cop trio searching for the nefarious Night-Slasher serial-killer who'd created much a social-media arena 'stir' regarding the proliferation of crime-fighting commentary in the post-9/11 era American Homeland (hmm).

POLICE CHIEF: We're filming a special docudrama at our fine station for the Night-Slasher examination in Chicago and Amlan/Ezzy/Marcus shall serve as special 'performance-messengers' of all that's chess-excellence in our Windy-City fortress (ha).

NIGHT-SLASHER: For every horrid bloody murder victim I'll cast for Windy-City lore in cyber-media/forums, creating more social commentary than even the Unabomber in this Homeland of individual liberties/anarchy, I'll toast my special Quinn-Browns (Score!) QB-rookie card as 'chess-excellence' for all things terrorist but homegrown (wow).

Amlan/Ezzy/Marcus 'shrewdly' deduced on a special Saturday in autumn, as the Windy-City prepared for a special fan-rich media-broadcast college/university football rivalry 'showdown' between Northwestern/Notre-Dame that this masked/anonymous "Night-Slasher" (predator!) was most likely of Irish-American culture/descent and would perhaps visit a very iconic sports-season Irish eatery (The Kerryman) before his 'strike' during the great college-athletics media-stage performance generating much 'good' revenue for the Windy-City.

NIGHT-SLASHER: "Damn; those 'chess-artists' of the police-station offer a 'cool-antidote' to my merry blueprint of pure Chicago heights."

What would become of the 'dark' lore of the infamous Night-Slasher of the challenged Windy-City of Bulls-Bears markets/fanfare and media-broadcast activity/buzz? Thanks to the ingenious-chess IQ of Amlan/Ezzy/Marcus, the serial-killer was apprehended at The Kerryman prior to the beginning of the Northwestern/Notre-Dame game and was exposed (finally) as a defamed Chicago movie-studio producer (real-name: Bert Data).

AMLAN: We're making toast for this trophy with a Bulls-Raptors exhibition.

EZZY: These game-cheerleaders can help us forget Night-Slasher's face!

MARCUS: Yeah...maybe there's something 'cool' about Homeland horseradish.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)