Jimmy's Thesis

A Story by Abishai100

An American card-collector believes his NCAA 'treasure' yields special/magical high-math!

A tale of sports-math superstition inspired (very loosely) by Mr. Destiny (Michael Caine), which I hope you like,

DISCLAIMER: All images/references in this work of fiction offer no ties to any real event or organization or place and is therefore a 'personal' exercise in sports-fanfare hubris (for open translation).

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Jimmy had become a 'cool' cyber-storywriter of sports-lore and superstition-tales reflecting the capitalism-race in the American Homeland (Princeton) and linked with others on social-media sharing his new age interest in the splendor of sportsmanship-imagination hyperbole.

He procured this one 'very-special' college-basketball treasure-item, a Redick-Duke game-ticket men's card which he started to think was gifting special math-probability/stats 'chance' lines of examination for future outcomes of various pro-level games in the United States (hmm).

JIMMY: I'm writing fan-emails to various media-figures invested in the media-broadcast 'excellence' of Homeland athletics to determine what level(s) of sportsmanship-investments procure special 'clarity' in chance-outcome examinations of various pro-level rivalries that would interest them in terms of 'academic' highness (e.g., Seton-Hall/Duke).

JIMMY: The math we're doing now (Princeton) reflects a 'residential' social-media access engaged sports-market/media investment 'interest' for the calculation(s) of American high-art for lines between treasure...and home (wow).

This is how he met his wife (Ezzy). You see, Jimmy had been working on cyber-forums offering his new 'stats-math' magic presentations of what his magical Redick-Duke card-prize revealed for pro-sports outcomes/lines and his wife realized he was a 'fantastic' sports-fan of Homeland IQ regarding market/media 'flowery' for the modern magazine-culture of 'personality' driven capitalism-race Ego (ha).