Unicorn [Edison]: Jersey

Unicorn [Edison]: Jersey

A Story by Abishai100
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A tale of a princely investor (Jersey-USA) whose 'fantasy' for Homeland activity/commerce shines a cool 'head' light.

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A Homeland-fable drawing on the traffic-hubris themes/image from the 'cool' modern-age film American Me (Edward James Olmos), which I hope you like, 
DISCLAIMER: This work of culture-drama offers no commercial/legal ties to the American area of Edison (NJ) and all images used herein comprise a purely 'personal' exercise in social creativity (for 'open' placements!). 
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Prince Satan left Algiers for Edison (USA) and set-up shop as a graphic-designer for Halloweentime and used social-media for a hip/modern cyber-club investing in the excellence of consumerism-confidence in the Homeland and cast himself as a 'veiled' investor of the excellence in modern American high-art traffic (wow).



He was in the Pine Barrens one weekend while celebrating with some of his merchant-pals and associates for a camping exercise involving fireside stories about capitalism superstitions when his group spotted what they were 'certain' was some kind of Unicorn-creature (hmm). Well, Satan whipped out his smartphone and took a rather revealing image of the traversing (mythical!) creature and posted on social-media for Edison, "If there's a wandering Unicorn for Jersey-USA, then we need more tales of Earth-race Ego...or fortune (wow)."



Prince Satan didn't know what to do with this new Edison 'revelation' concerning his Pine Barrens 'discovery and decided to use his special social-media 'friendly' Unicorn-image to create a fun Selfie-net post for Jersey-USA folk who'd comment on why their personal 'consciousness' would draw them to 'unicorn-hubris' in this capitalism matrix in the Homeland concerning 'real' personalities.

SATAN: Would movie-stars take 'catharsis' camping-trips in the Pine-Barrens to hunt for the Unicorn to draw social-media commentary from Jersey-USA citizenry intrigued by Earth's capitalist-hares?



Well, Halloweentime for Edison (USA) came-round once more and Prince Satan decided to cast a special glowing crafted Halloween-themed chess-set/toy for a Jersey-examination of the ornamentation of competition-imagination in this capitalism era and invited competitors/youngsters to make unicorn-avatars as their 'contest-images' during the seasonal cyber-tourney.

SATAN: This should remind us why competition is lots like hell (ha).



ESMERELDA (Girlfriend): What'd you make of my 'witch' complement for you?
SATAN: Wonderful, darling; I'll make a cyber-mosaic of why costumes are hellish.



Indeed, Prince Satan had become something of a 'cyber-patriot' of capitalist-storytelling activity/buzz for Edison (Jersey-USA) and enhanced his superstition-tales of competition/fantasy with images of Jersey-Devil (ice-hockey) excellence/chess. Now, people regarded him as the capitalism-cartoonist of Homeland heaven(s).



SATAN: Maybe we'll cast some interesting Eastern fashions (next Halloweentime) for an Edison-image of pluralism-friendly commercial traffic or even immigration-hospitality (hmm).



ESMERELDA: I made you beef pot-pie for an examination of American heat!
SATAN: Wonderful, darling; seems like 'taste' for Edison (Jersey-USA) is 'all' hubris.



“How can you have a war on terrorism when war itself is terrorism?” (Howard Zinn).



If Prince Satan decided to marry his darling (Esmerelda) and 'bestowed' his capitalist-energy and Jersey-Devil spirit/fanfare to his child (son), perhaps a 'cool' holiday-season video-game gift (ice-hockey!) would reflect his Homeland adventures/investments in the 'fitness' of commerce-life handholding (maybe).



"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2023 Abishai100


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