College-Diner

A Story by Abishai100

A stranger fellow visits a trafficked-diner and reveals a stranger hour.

A smalltown fable drawing on the fortune-hubris concepts from Uncut Gems (Adam Sandler). Enjoy!

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Welcome to a special college-campus where a very special/magical college-diner is about to be invaded by a very special blood-diamond smuggler named Amlan Satan, but is this a straight-story or one of great post-9/11 era Homeland hubris?

Now, this special/iconic college-campus diner has been the place of immaculate hospitality for generations, featured in great news journals and local stories and even national prestige-ideations concerning the localization of intelligence and human-life of great taste/tastiness. Why'd Amlan Satan target this particular college-diner (hmm)?

AMLAN SATAN: I got tired of blood-diamond work (with Interpol-relation) and used my water-rifle filled with hot-acid during an area street-theater performance show about diamonds and heists involving social-media posts about citizenry-humor about gem-insurance hatred (hmm).

WAITRESS: This guy took his 'acid-gun' (toy?) to claim (while costumed in his local theater get-up!) that he sought the special new jewelry-box placed in our magical diner by a traveling baron-investor named Goldfinger.

Everything about blood-diamond lore in this college area 'shifted' after this daring deed achieved by the very eccentric Amlan Satan, who just might be recounted in this snowy area of the post-9/11 era Homeland as a 'mysterious' Evil Knievel, especially after Goldfinger's exposure as an area gem-insurance chess-man/scrambler (wow).

Well, perhaps the waitress and the customers/patrons who witnessed this snowy-area diner 'ordeal' will retell this amazing Homeland 'faerie-tale' about diamond-commerce corruption/paranoia coming-to-light with the 'antics' of a stranger fellow of campus-storytelling highness.