Pirate of Big-hardy

A Story by Abishai100

A parody of world-intelligence/intrigue featuring a man 'caught' in the matrix of capitalism's 'dark' heads.

A world-intrigue parody inspired by The Man with One Red Shoe (Tom Hanks). Hope you like,

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Did you hear about this stranger masked pirate who apparently swapped a blood-diamond baron's bank-box in North America with glass beads for an insurance social-media message/stunt concerning the treasure-securities in the post-9/11 era? Some believe this is just an insurance 'scam' created by Interpol-relation to draw out the baron's underground links to smugglers-roads and that the pirate (masked!) himself simply dreamt the deed and was not really an 'actor' in this hero-adventure but an institution-pawn (hmm).

The masked pirate, Amlan Satan, was said to be an 'avid-fan' of pirate-lore and comics and was claiming on social-media posts that he was indeed the very-same 'culprit' behind the reported heist/swap of the baron's blood-diamonds, and he created instant-media fans of this underground 'street-rumor' but was also considered a 'pawn' in this prepaid stunt 'orchestrated' by authorities with Satan the self-made 'pirate' of modern North America who was told to report the 'dream-fantasy' as something real. He got lots of fans and copycat-humorists who 'insisted' his deed was real (wow).

Well, according to the Pirate (Satan), he was 'inspired' not by authorities who 'placed' the dream-fantasy in his playful hero-mind but by his video-game fantasy dream-girl, a masked blade-fan wielding pirate-warrior woman of sorts named Kitana (Mortal Kombat) whom he claimed was the 'muse' of this entire North American diamond-treasure/insurance media-stunt hot-shot.

PIRATE SATAN: "This 'form' for capitalism-race and insurance-chess re-presentation offers this post-9/11 era Homeland a special 'view' of treasure-confidence in a time of great piracy/smuggling threatening overground commerce-activity for the rhetoric surrounding North American (Western-world) headings (wow)."

Was Amlan Satan simply an 'Oswald-pawn' or 'Manchurian-Candidate' in this orchestrated diamond-insurance media-message in which he'd become something of a 'pirate-storytelling' messenger of idealism/youthfulness while the 'headmaster' of the world's blood-diamond corruption/infiltration game carried-on their more 'adult' machinations? Amlan Satan maintained that he really was the pirate-artist of this bank-deed in North America, and he told his readers on social-media and cyber-comics forums that his 'tall-tales' of modern real-life pirate heroics reflected his love of Kitana (Mortal Kombat), his pirate-warrior woman 'muse' of this 'fantastic' heist-tale of illusory proportion, and he made 'toast' for this trophy-act with his showcase of 'pirate-cuisine' shrimp recipes for his fans who considered this entire 'diamond-securities' tale a symbol of hospitality-invention for capitalism itself (ha).

We find Amlan Satan years later as a mature, older, and more 'sane' cyber-writer crafting rather objective tales of capitalism-treasure defenses on Earth and he gained 'sane' fans and readers who found his more 'adult' and mature stories about the 'daydreams' of wrought heroics in this post-9/11 era time of great traffic-securities journals a sign of 'personality' in Western-world head-chess (or criticism).

AMLAN SATAN (Story-Excerpt): "I woke from this strange self-made 'hero-fantasy' about pirate-deed infiltration into blood-diamond 'darkness' (North America) and grown into a more 'mature' sense of life-shaping and married a normal woman, a schoolteacher in Philadelphia and fan of local sports/schools, with whom I'd share a more 'adult' sense of capitalism-race horseradish storytelling in the American Homeland (ha)."

This pirate of Earth, a man of great daydreams 'caught' in the 'matrix' of treasure-intrigue in North America, ended up finding a cool position at a prestigious American school/university where he'd serve as a creative-writing assistant-professor, educating tomorrow's leaders on the value of capitalism symbolism in Western-world myth for the express purpose of casing fortune as a 'form' of pure history. You decide if his 'deed' was...(somehow) real.