Airport!

A Story by Abishai100

A 'miracle' rush of American transit adventure/confidence drawing a special 'image' of windy humor...and redlines (for all).

A fun/funny adaptation/fanfiction of the beloved American transit-comedy adventure Airplane! (Robert Hays), which I think you'll enjoy (and thanks so much for reading!),

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Well, it was a busy day at O'Hare (Chicago Airport!) and Amlan/Raki had intended to find a rather 'normal' flight on KLM from America to Amsterdam without 'hitch' and didn't anticipate the misadventure of 'alien' proportion they'd been fated to engage with for the sake of all passengers/travelers/personnel and would inspire a cool cyber-comics superstition-tale about traffic-securities in the post-9/11 era on Earth (ha).

AMLAN: I don't want to cross with the flight-attendant, my ex-wife (Elka).

RAKI: Excellence; just think Amsterdam; we'll connect with other surfers on social-media, brother.

AMLAN: Alright; I just feel a tad worried; Elka divorced me because of depression.

RAKI: She was depressed, eh?
AMLAN: No, no, I was; but maybe, yeah, we'll connect with surfers (Holland).

RAKI: Alright!

Yes it was a busy day at O'Hare (Airport!) and the customers/travelers at the food-court had decided to create a special sit-in comfort conversation about post-9/11 era travel/transit confidence on Earth, and they didn't (simply) want to talk about those dark shadows of modern horrifying terrorism (hmm).

O'HARE MESSAGE: "We've got special security/personnel and we're prepared for anything/anyone 'unusual' crafting a terrorism-blueprints on this great day in the Western-world of airport/institutional handshakes (for all!)."

ELKA: I can't believe you're taking this flight to Amsterdam (now)!
AMLAN: Well, darling ('ex'), I needed to trip to Holland with Raki, Elka.

ELKA: I won't bother you; reciprocate; I'm forgetting about you, prince.

AMLAN: Elka, I wanted you to understand I'm no 'prince' without love.

ELKA: I'll think about what you're 'hinting' (now), but I'm happy.

AMLAN: Excellence, Elka.

Well, on-board that special KLM flight to Holland, Amlan was transporting his very 'special' Mortal Kombat video-game media/world 'artwork' which he'd estimate was the 'perfect' action for a diamond-merchant/market insurance social-media message concerning gem-capitalism 'overground' activity tied to modern cyber-activities/clubs, and he hoped the 'hype' and handshake for diamond-sales/insurance would (ha) 'inflate' his artwork's redline (for all).

However, there was (indeed) a 'danger' element at O'Hare (Airport!) that day, linked to some IRA-finances corruption and madness and this 'stranger' fellow was carrying an explosive 'message' for social-media regarding the eccentricity/personality of modern capitalism/transit on Earth in this age of 'inventions' in world-business activity/traffic (for all).

KLM PILOT: We're afraid to report someone's sabotaged one of the engines.

ELKA: Amlan, you've got flight-experience, no?
AMLAN: Well, yeah, darling ('ex'), but am I your prince (now)?
ELKA: Don't give me horseradish, Amlan Satan...O'Hare needs you (now).

AMLAN: Of course (thanx).

Not only had this terrorist sabotaged the engine of the KLM plane flying over O'Hare (Airport!), but he poisoned the food delivered to the cockpit on the flight Amlan/Elka/Raki were on, and now the great (and once depressed!) Earth-prince (Amlan Satan) was called for the hero 'deed' to offer fly-rescue theater by manning the plane for Euro-highways insurance/sanity and to help (all) forget that 'entire' poison/explosion ordeal created by that 'stranger' fellow (who'd be 'finally' incarcerated --- in Holland).

JASMINE: So, you're spinning Amlan's heroism into a comic-book, Raki?
RAKI: He's my good-brother; and I met you on that 'miracle' flight (right?).

JASMINE: Sure; I guess all's well that ends 'redline' for capitalism (right?).

RAKI: Excellence (for me!).

JASMINE: I'll make you complimentary art-history (hmm).

Years later, we find that magical hero Earth-prince settled/married, in the Netherlands, alongside his KLM bride/princess (Elka) whom he reconciled with (finally!) and would become a special video-game market 'salesman-specialist' and would recount that special 'examination' from O'Hare (Airport!) as a 'good' reason to share with others on social-media the quality of finding lifestyle-history in the modern 'matrix' of good-hospitality hand-shakes (ha).