Simon/Simon: Duke's English

A Story by Abishai100

Can two 'sharp' Homeland detectives-for-hire offer a North Carolina 'campus examination' the right-stuff in gem-evils decoding (for a damsel's head)?

A fun fanfiction of the hit-TV series Simon & Simon (CBS). Enjoy,

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Simon and Simon had built a rather sturdy/'dashing' Homeland 'rep' as cool private-detectives for hire when they decided to take up a February ('23) case on an iconic campus (Duke) in good North Carolina linked to some diamond-insurance darkness and a 'damsel' professor-lady requiring some local area rescue from a fatso of evil proportions seeping rogue terrorism finances in undergrounds in North America (wow).

SIMON: I've been a Duke fan all my life, pal; this should 'feel' like a Homeland view of Romanticism.

SIMON: Indeed, man; in fact, we'd catch a rivalry North Carolina game during this expo in gem-chess.

SIMON: That's what the young folks write about (now) on social-media --- 'fashion' behind competition.

Well, Simon and Simon arrived on the campus and began to untangle the hellmouth 'mess' created by the evil-fatso perpetrating capitalism-race activity (Homeland) and hoped to discover the tracks leading to the damsel who hired them, the pit she was laid into, and meanwhile looked for the evildoer to show in that special (TV) rivalry game in North Carolina, an area cheering modern basketball handshakes/rhymes (for all!).

SIMON: Here's a campus museum 'modern-antique-treasure' Beretta (gun) for-sale by the fatso himself.

SIMON: So, our super villain has tracks laid into 'all levels' of society's functioning with the underground.

SIMON: Perhaps our damsel-employer (Danica) has got the 'premonition' for the gem-demon's education.

DANICA: I think this 'fatso' learned about 'overground' merchandising through a university ally.

SIMON/SIMON: You think this 'ally' may be tied to this North Carolina area (somehow)?
DANICA: Good reason; maybe I've a memory (on social-media during my fashion-photo days!).

SIMON/SIMON: Wow, maybe we'll post this 'info' on our cyber-files for street-IQ concerning fashion.

DANICA: Yeah, maybe your 'fatso' who's mired me through my fashion-work is somehow a cyber-guru.

Well, Simon and Simon were able to (successfully!) use the tracks/info provided by their 'sharp' damsel-employer in North Carolina (Danica) to trail the fatso's 'education' veil tracks of smugglers-insurance into the campus area where there had otherwise been 'cool' Valentine's Day consumerism for citizens appreciating the otherwise friendly Homeland blend of education and the arts and competition/media (basketball!) hype for 'March Madness' hospitality (hmm).

FATSO: Look, I'm enjoying a cool comic they provided me in my cell, so please depart (eh?).

SIMON/SIMON: Oh, we're all happy here (North Carolina) that you're a 'comics-artist' secluded (now).

FATSO: Thanks (I guess!).

Meanwhile, Danica was able to resume her usual fashion-world activity tied to the North Carolina campus area sports-season and invited Simon and Simon to a dorm-event hosted by the media-PR administration for an 'examination' in what made Duke's English for capitalism-race hospitality a modern 'fantasy' thing of simply secured traffic/media reactivity.