Bond: Vancouver

Can a world-man of great 'flair' find gem-shine/heroics with Sandra Red and a post-career 'view' of Western hammock?

A fun June-summer fanfiction/adaptation short of the iconic James Bond franchise, featuring one of my 'fave' crime-world subjects/areas, blood-diamond hellfire/chess/fantasy. Enjoy! 

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James Bond had decided to track the ruthless blood-diamond investor/fatso Baron Ion to British Columbia (Vancouver) where night-activity and day-commerce created a special modern Western (North American) continental securities confidence requirements, now destabilized by the bad baron's senses of modern world-city exploitations for all (wow).

JAMES BOND: After conferring with head-master 'Q' at intelligence quarters and determining a 'ninja-route' for Vancouver's life/activity tied to commerce and insurance concerns for healthy regular traffic, I've concluded to find a right 'damsel' to employ as an inside-job ally in this infiltration-chess 'match' with Baron Ion's British Columbia redlines (with hospitality!).

Mr. Bond had become something of a 'cool-customer' in this new age of traffic-securities games and commerce-defenses confidence requirements in the post-9/11 era Earth and Western-world, and he'd seek a jewelry-store infiltration for an 'overground' social-media culture citizenry/consumer commentary regarding the 'sully' of gem-insurance journals tied with Ion's veiling of smuggled 'conflict-zone' gems mined in Sierra Leone and used for 'rogue' terrorism finances, which would 'erode' forms of Western-world street-commerce and culture-festivity 'handshakes' (now wed to a 'colored' social-media Earth image for all!).

JAMES BOND: My new ally, Ms. Red (Sandra) will find a temp-position at a 'Romanticism' gem-outfit (Vancouver) and will 'unwittingly' assist in the gem-swap 'chess-match' I'll perform to draw a social-media citizenry/consumer commentary in British Columbia regarding the journals 'wed' to modern capitalism-race 'heads' (for us).

Sandra Red proved to be the ideal/perfect 'ally' for Mr. Bond's cool chess-examination of gem-market hyperbole and securities for insurance veils, and Baron Ion was purely frustrated and felt the need to assign his 'PR-Gargoyles' to create a diamond-insurance market/journal expo for Vancouver's cyber-conversation highways so as to balance-out James' 'slick' use of a Sandra-Red social-media commentary/photo-share regarding 'overground' consumerism rulers (for all!).

SANDRA: A lovely night-time (club) escapade (for us), James (no?).

BOND (James): Excellence, Ms. Red; you've become my Western faerie!

SANDRA: I wonder if we might 'draw' an escape-plan for post-heroics marriage.

BOND: You...marry me...a proposition of a 'fine' match...at this club?

SANDRA: World-agents/heroes of the 'underground' find love in odd places.

BOND: Well, I'd not think to find my 'retirement-bride' at a night-affair!

SANDRA: Sure.

James Bond did retire, with Sandra Red, to Brussels, and they married and had a lovely daughter (Esmerelda), for whom James bought a lovely Statue-of-Liberty (Barbie!) doll when she turned 10, and promised his new 'faerie' in his now-peaceful life that he'd create a 'wonderful world-chess adventure novel (drawn 'secretly' from the memoirs of his past-life as a world-agent/hero of the dark underground of capitalism-race ruins - ha!).

SANDRA: A comics-gift for you, James, to inspire your new adventure-novel.

JAMES: Awesome, darling; perhaps Brussels will 'sprout' (in us) a 'fair' readership.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)