Simon/Simon: Haddonfield {Rooks}

The two 'iconic' Homeland (private) detectives (Simon & Simon) seek-out a special USA-Jersey capitalism-securities ruler.

A fun Homeland (Jersey) set fanfiction of the iconic TV series Simon & Simon. Enjoy! 

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The two wily world (private) detectives, Amlan Simon and his adopted/cousin Raki Simon, were mired in a community-commerce intrigue/conspiracy 'case' in the Homeland (Haddonfield Jersey) for a special view of veils in insurance requiring special teamwork/handshakes for securities concerning the layout and shopping complexes of American readings and realized the trail they discovered was linked to a blood-diamond ('conflict-zone' gems) smugglers-highway(s) stretching all the way to Africa (Sierra Leone) and were forced to perform an 'examination' of East-Coast/USA commerce center and street-hospitality.

SIMON (Amlan): Seems that Haddonfield-Jersey is a 'thing' of insurance examination for treasure-chess.

SIMON (Raki): Excellence/troubles, bro; we'll have to postpone surfing-photos for social media (ha).

SIMON (Amlan): Maybe this exercise for American securities offers chess-magic.

SIMON (Raki): Doubtful; this is a time of great personality in indulgence/lifestyle.

SIMON (Amlan): We might create a 'view' for lifestyle-homework (for all).

Amlan Simon took a special Peanuts-media themed chess-set/toy to the Haddonfield-Jersey gem-store in the main-street of summertime commerce/traffic where the evil Baron Ion had stored his smuggled insurance-veiled 'conflict-zone gems' (Sierra Leone) for integration into North American life, and he became a 'regular-face' for social media commentary (Jersey/USA), and some wondered if this games-man was simply a 'comment' sage of capitalism-race strategy-showcases/theater for games-entertainment and fun, but Mr. Simon began to gain the trust of the store-merchant with whom he'd perform a 'careful' gem-swap (with replicas) for insurance journals (and 'rook' chess).

RAKI SIMON: Mr. Ion, this diamond-ring is fitted with the stones you'll find high.

BARON ION: The pieces do resemble the 'shine' and quality of my own stones.

SIMON: Excellence, Ion; this is a time of insurance commentary on social media.

BARON ION: Alright!

With much 'street-buzz' and chatter (now) surrounding Baron Ion forced to create more 'overground' (social media) commentary for gem-markets/insurance 'handshakes' tied with Haddonfield-Jersey commerce and traffic and American securities/fears, Simon and Simon realized their special 'covert' private-dick mission, commissioned by a very prestigious American investor of diamond-sales hopefully immersed in some 'careful Interpol-relations home-work, revealed a 'cool' Homeland magazine-culture 'toast' for all that become an 'American' expression for fortune's special (and unique) readings (wow).

SIMON: Wow, a McHale Topps Gem-mint (condition) basketball spirits treasure.

SIMON: We've earned it, bro; gem-insurance handshakes for Haddonfield-Jersey shines.

SIMON: I always 'pegged' you as a Lakers-reader, Raki.

SIMON: Nah; when it comes to East-Coast traffic, I'm all 'Bostonian' hand (ha).

BARON ION: "I must 'retreat' now for Brussels-sprout retirement; those rascals 'matched' my Haddonfield-Jersey 'examination' for acidic capitalism; but I doubt others shall seek to 'replicate' what I tried to mount for an American right turn (hmm)."

ELIZABETH (Amlan's wife): A 'gorgeous' Indian-Jersey dive take-out dish for your b-day.

SIMON: Wow...I suppose I've earned a special view of all that's beauty, princess.

ELIZABETH: You're such a rook, Mr. Simon.

RAKI SIMON: Well, it seems you lovely-ladies of Jersey-hospitality/consumerism have 'outshined' all my prior-vanities concerning what's made my Homeland (American) work with crime/insanity a hopeless case of Depression (ha); I'm a new Hooters-Jersey fan/investor/writer (now).

In this time of great commerce/traffic intrigue and chess, it might comfort our spirits/souls to think that two 'heroes' of the modern Homeland (Haddonfield-Jersey), Simon and Simon, are 'available' for an access-image of residentialism and traffic/community 'view' for all that's simply...'ruins' for inventions in capitalism-race confidence/securities.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)