Stealing Religion

A Story by Abishai100

'Cool' portrait of art-heist 'culture' tied with blood-diamond 'darkness' for a Euro-examination concerning capitalism's modern/troubling tiara(s).

A very 'cool' art-world heist-adventure fiction drawing (loosely) on some of the underworld intrigue/'fashion' imagery from The Thomas Crown Affair (Pierce Brosnan), which I think you'll like,

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction contains images/references with no commercial/legal ties to any representative person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' exercise in creative hyperbole (for 'open' fanfiction).

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Amlan Satan had become quite a gifted man of capitalism-race activity and intelligence and was prepared to create a 'dashing' art-heist of a video-game warrior-princess social-media culture popular 'sketch' from an Italian modern-art position (museum!) and hoped to craft an insurance-journal on the cyber-highway of Euro-handshakes for modern commentary concerning art-world investments positioned by 'blood-diamond barons' who'd draw special 'paranoia' about the links between treasure/readings.

After watching a very searing film, a modern remake of a stylish original about a pensive wandering 'nihilist' thief whose encounter with a world of fortune/envy drives his mind to create a theft and bloody-murder examination of wrought self-liberties at the expense of his own soul, Amlan Satan (an 'Earth-prince' of capitalism-storytelling!), decided he'd 'mimic' the personality and hand-fiction of the protagonist antihero of this iconic modern/remake film while calculating the contours and design(s) of this Italian blood-diamond baron museum-art positions-swap, to draw out (hopefully) a 'cool' insurance corruption commentary (for Euro social-media) concerning the value/profitability of 'serious' art-domain securities readings (for education).

AMLAN SATAN: "This will be an examination for the stealing of religion, a metaphysics view for Italy's art securities, with this swap of a video-game warrior-princess sketch owned by Baron Goldfinger with a cool replica I'll make and humor/hypnotize with alongside the museum's lone-guardsman (after-hours) while casting himself as a 'talented' art-evaluator and replica-rater (with 'potion-drinks' for sedating the guardsman) for Euro social-media in this hourglass-deed, for blood-diamond ruins (for composition)."

Well, Prince Satan waited carefully at the Alitalia lounge in Italy before setting-out on this dashing blood-diamond baron linked art-heist/swap in the modern-art place (museum!) and greeted the attendants and hostesses, carefully having them become his 'personal' messengers for a social-media comment on how 'world-traveling art-raters at airports' might become today's cyber-diplomats of what'd become a transit-and-capitalism life of securities consciousness, for 'open' exchanges in Euro-realty (hmm).

CURATOR: This 'art-rater' and replica-man requested a private hours.

ART-INQUIRER (Cyber): Well, was he some 'Interpol-relation' agency-fellow?

CURATOR: We're uncertain if there's art-journal 'fellowship' tie with Goldfinger.

ART-INQUIRER (Cyber): Well, the replica left-behind is quite a 'marvel' of quality!

CURATOR: Certainly; that's why we suspect this art-rhyme was goodly read (for rulers).

Amlan Satan had achieved a miracle and swapped the video-game warrior-princess art-sketch of great social-media culture popularity from the Italian art-museum exhibit-room where he gained private (after-hours) replica/sketch making time, with a lone guardsman (Leo) he got sedated with his absinthe-potion (drink!) and then emerged with a social-media (anonymous) commentary about the lengths of blood-diamond baron investments corrupting insurance-bridges linking commerce/art domains and (ironically) drew 'cool' commentary from modern artists/thinkers posting Selfie-thoughts on cyber-highways for a Euro-language concerning the 'fashion' of radishes (for chess!).

AMLAN SATAN: "Now, we'll use special Western (American!) school-team logos/cartoons for a social-media culture re-presentation of competition-class activity (now), so that our 'home-work' with art-seizures for capitalism-race symbolism will incorporate some of the confidence-values that make for chess-excellence in modern 'style' education (for weakness)."

When 'Prince Satan' completed his post-work re-presentations on social-media for a Euro-cyber journal 'chess' concerning blood-diamond ties art-world securities/confidence/commentary, he decided to visit the estate of Baron Goldfinger and was 'overwhelmed' by all his luxury and fortune and decided to 'kidnap' his gorgeous housekeeper/mistress (Esmerelda), to achieve this final 'hand' in a complete defiance of Goldfinger's grip on Euro-stagings of commerce-world and hospitality-terrorism reactions.

SATAN: Had I become the 'weirdo' of capitalism's special 'art' restoration (for antiterrorism)?

Well, it was certainly clear that Amlan Satan was something like a dastardly real-life 'James Bond' in this weird art-heist game tied to blood-diamond baron holdings linking (dangerously) with art-domain markets, and he toasted this 'micro-achievement' with a cool Alitalia model-toy airplane set ('classic') for his social-media commentary (anonymous) about how art-treasures in the world of museums in Europe/elsewhere might invoke a real handshake for the protection of our more 'cherished' forms of intellectual machinery optimism (for capitalism!).