Simon/Simon: Atlantic-City's Wonderland

The two affable Homeland private-detectives leap to the Boardwalk-town for an 'examination' concerning the shine of treasure's wind.

A fun fanfiction of Simon & Simon (CBS). Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN SIMON: This adventure crime-detective mission for Atlantic-City's handshake shall prove quite the social-media commentary for pedestrian consumerism-traffic and tourism securities imagery, and I'm grateful my pal Thai Simon is along for this ride for a post-mission (Facebook?) post about Homeland confidence (hmm).

Well, Amlan and Thai Simon had become quite the crime-examination private-dick duo for the Homeland in this age of traffic/transit securities imagery, and they were assigned to a special Atlantic-City handshake case involving gem-insurance veils linked to conflict-zone mining/smuggling/corruption from Sierra Leone, and the irony was they'd been 'versed' in this oceanside Boardwalk portrait of what made the American exercise for securities-and-confidence such a weight (for the Ego).

THAI SIMON: Well, we're to infiltrate the casino-suite and 'lair' of the blood-diamond baron/fatso Ion in this Atlantic-City crime-detective 'examination' and posing as games-adventurers for the chess of his underworld insurance is (maybe) all the social-media 'Selfie' fun and IQ for American head-masters (ha).

BARON ION: "What a 'treat'; playing this college-basketball glitter-game in my Atlantic-City suite while we await those two 'rascals' (Simon/Simon) to arrive with their card-game theater-show and spice my Saturday-Eve for an oceanside 'view' of complete capitalism's highness (ha)."

What a bad-guy this Ion had become, and his conflict-zone gem mining 'work' tied with rogue-finances now corrupting insurance-veils in the Homeland (America) required our two hero-detectives for hire (Simon/Simon) to pose as theatrical 'guests' while seeking to swap his boasted African-stones with replicas and then drawing an Atlantic-City gem-securities/confidence commentary that would bring to a 'greater light' the weight of modern criminal 'actors' now being 'hyped' on the Internet (wow).

ION: What's this baseball-treasure you toast for my gem-presentation?
SIMON/SIMON: Well, Baron; if you're to flaunt your stones, we may show a prize.

ION: Ha; you're theater-fellas of the Atlantic-City colors, eh (ha)?

SIMON/SIMON: Drink this absinthe, while we tell you about the sell-rates of the card.

ION: An Upper-Deck (Astros) 'diamond' of real capitalist value (no?).

SIMON/SIMON: Excellence, Ion; we're no 'fools' you're to recount as ghosts!

ION: Alright.

Well, Simon and Simon managed to outwit this evildoer (Baron Ion) inside his own 'dark' suite in Atlantic-City and 'drew' a cool social-media commentary by the oceanside concerning treasure-insurance/securities journalism, and perhaps their employer would regard their mystery-adventure inside the suite as a foray into the evil world(s) of modern 'diamond' words (hmm).

AMLAN SIMON: I got us a cool capitalism comic for a toast to this trophy, Thai.

THAI SIMON: Very good; I wonder what the bad-baron would make of such art.

AMLAN SIMON: Fortune has it we're not to 'become' like the evils we infiltrate.

THAI SIMON: Thank you (Jesus)!

Had Atlantic-City become a 'Wonderland' of evil/darkness for the hand of underworld insurance breakers in this post-9/11 era Homeland (America)? Simon/Simon reminisced on those old-generation yarns of casino-angels of Romanticism for fortune's like and tourism securities that made this Boardwalk 'town' such a place of bodies, and they (now) wondered if their 'magical' hero deed would prompt a new 'brand' of optimism/lore for those learning/writing about what made (and makes!) capitalism such a successful 'view' for 'incomplete' words (for the Ego).

BARON ION: Simon/Simon 'rushed' me out of the Boardwalk, but I'll taste revenge (abroad); and perhaps there's more 'piracy' in the loom(s) for my age of incomplete weakness (ha).

What would be the next assigned/employed case of our two hero-detectives for hire (Simon/Simon) in this new age of Homeland optimism/magic? Well, Amlan Simon decided to post a social-media comment regarding what made capitalism 'chess' such an adventure for the modern/real 'princes' of Western-world weakness (for the soul).

AMLAN SIMON: "What archaeologists will recount from our age is the 'color' of purified heads (for all)."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)