Direct Kools New York ('DKNY'): A Wry Spy

A Story by Abishai100

A Robin-Hood like Homeland 'prince' (Amlan Satan) attempts a bank-diamond swap for blood-gem insurance 'chess' ahead of an Xmas-capitalist word.

A fun summertime Xmas-in-July spirited heist-tale set in the Homeland (NYC) for an 'examination' concerning modern world-darkness, inspired by The Saint (Val Kilmer).

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AMLAN SATAN: I consider myself the 'mediocre-thief' of modern Homeland (NY) lore in this Robin-Hood deed-quest for blood-diamond insurance journal-writing in this new age of inventions/theater in social-media culture handshakes (for antiterrorism).

Our protagonist 'prince' of New York walked into the New York bank during the consumerism-heavy (Xmas) season costumed as a theater-man of the street-performance variety, holding a water-gun prop-toy (which he 'secretly' filled with bank-bathroom made acid), which he'd use to burn a hole into Baron Goldfinger's 'blood-diamond' bank-box while being escorted into the safe-box room by the lone-escorting guardsman (Leo) before leaving a note with the guardsman (tied-up) reading, "This prepaid media-stunt for box-burning and diamond-swaps with glass-beads (toys!) is an (Interpol-relation!) gem-insurance market message for Goldfinger's insured stones requiring a 'direction' in social-media commentary for Xmas-shopping 'insurance' weakness (for Homeland's workshop!)."

CYBER_FANZINE: Whoever this Robin-Hood 'fellow' was, we're (now) 'certain' this 'prepaid' (Interpol-relation?) insurance-deed for gem-market 'chess' during the Xmas-season in this post-9/11 era New York was some signpost for a timeless 'view' for what makes our Western-world 'treasure' veils a storyboard 'thing' of great social-media wind (for the Ego).

AMLAN SATAN: Wow, me thinks I've become the 'Robin-Hood' masked-man of Homeland (NY) fantasy with this wit(s) deed for Goldfinger's dark blood-diamond insurance-corruption 'dominion' in North America, and I left Leo (the 'darkman' guardsman) my pack of Kools, to remind (all) Americans of the 'workshop' of this time of inventions in street-worry (for commerce-calamity).

After achieving this funny deed for blood-diamond 'street-chatter' for insurance examinations for Xmas-consumerism on social-media, our protagonist Robin Hood 'prince of the Homeland' (NY), Amlan Satan, decided to dart to an iconic New York toy-shop to leave small doodle-leaflets of a vigilantism-duo outline (comics-art fun!) to create more street-chatter about the 'impact' of social 'gossip' surrounding commerce-securities consciousness in this age of capitalism-stabilizing Homeland traffic-confidence, after the 'hellmouth' of 9/11 (for political cartoons).

SATAN: Am I a 'toyland' worker?

GIRLFRIEND: You want me to take photos of me standing by mannequins?
SATAN: We're departing (January) for Brussels; I need a social-media tale!

GIRLFRIEND: For what?
SATAN: This store-window mannequin 'image' is handshake-optimism for capitalism.

GIRLFRIEND: Worried about street-consumerism views of confidence, eh?
SATAN: Excellence, darling; this town needs a 'Kools-smoke' for workers.

GIRLFRIEND: Alright!

Amlan and his lady-hawk darling departed for a Euro-retirement the following year and got married and had a darling-son (Damian) for whom Amlan Satan bought a fun Western-athletics (college-basketball!) themed chess-set/toy on which he'd teach his son about post Cold-War 'intelligence-diagrams' of what made capitalism-rhetoric (and workshops) a 'thing' of Earth race weakness (for restorations).

So what was that 'comics-doodle' that Prince Satan left-behind on multiple paper-leaflets inside that 'iconic' Homeland (NYC) toy-store that magical Xmas-season of Robin-Hood holograms (for the Ego)? Well, it was a funny-little vigilantism-duet 'outline' signifying the quality of Western 'education' (in securities-inventions). Would he be 'counted' as a 'comics-artist' of the modern 'dark' world of engineering saints (for antiterrorism)? This is 'real' American cinema (for capitalism's solid state radio-wind).

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption is linked to 'rogue' terrorism finance.