Simon/Simon: Park Outland

The two hero detectives-for-hire investigate a rather 'deep' case involving Boston cabbie/university 'ties' with modern Homeland weirdness (for head-masters!).

A fanfiction adaptation of the fun TV detective-drama series Simon & Simon (CBS) for July. Enjoy (and thanks for reading!), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media-fanfiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to the US-city of Boston and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' exercise in social imagination (for 'open' readings). 

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AMLAN SIMON: This exercise for Boston-park victim rescue by this cabbie serial-psycho is Facebook-IQ.

The two affable detectives-for-hire, Simon and Simon, decided to take a rather evil-toned case in Boston involving a dark and mysterious psycho-cabbie (unnamed) picking up New Englanders from the park (mostly following sunset!) and leaving their 'silenced' bodies in discrete places like bridge-tunnels and alley-dumpsters, requiring Amlan Simon and Thai Simon (no relation!) to offer their 'unique chess' brains for the decoding of Boston's incomplete traffic confidence drawing (suddenly) social-media interest/commentary from various school-personnel, including professors and administration folk who saw stats rise of this evildoer targeting park-goers with ties to Boston area schools/colleges (wow).

THAI SIMON: We'll stake-out various cabs/routes and question drives for their 'crime-tale' interest!

This was a great idea indeed, but things took a turn for the incompletely-insane when Amlan/Thai discovered that this cabbie-killer from Hell was in fact a lady! Yes, Shirley Mara, a member of a Boston college administration, who drove a cab after-hours, was picking up strangers and school/university 'associates' who'd become post-sunset park-goers in Boston looking for convenience-rides home, and 'disposed' of them as 'stats' for journal paranoia (hmm). Apparently, this 'lady-in-red' had some (secret) grudge against some Boston college/university faculty and wanted a 'dash' of evil-spice for social-media commentary concerning the natural 'frailty' of New England's modern city-view of work (wow).

SHIRLEY: This is Hell's-Kitchen for erosion of socialite-media 'veils' of false confidence for Boston.

INTERVIEW: How'd you 'nab' this psycho-lady of the education sphere(s)?

SIMON/SIMON: We'd no doubt (whatsoever!) when we found her toy-silencer gun toy in her cab.

INTERVIEW: She had this 'natural grudge' against a college/university fellow (hmm)?

SIMON/SIMON: Unnatural...and unholy (wow).

INTERVIEW: Excellent in work, gents (thanx).

AMLAN SIMON: A nice Eve for Boston (park) optimism, eh, pal?
THAI SIMON: Excellence, Simon; we've 'discovery' for New Englander 'crime' environment(s).

AMLAN SIMON: All's well...that ends in Boston (no?).

THAI SIMON: Perhaps a Bruins-game is what's in order (now)...remember days at UCLA.

AMLAN SIMON: A park's primed for safe confusion between Bruins-homefield (eh?).

Amlan Simon got an urgent call from a Boston policeman who claimed his entire family was being threatened by a corrupt official he'd been investigating (recently) and requested Simon/Simon assist in this modern New England case of 'parked' mischief/premeditation in evil and mystery (wow). Well, Amlan had to admit he'd wished he'd have a 'gimme-break' for Boston-realism before this new Crusade for Bostonian social-media commentary 'potential' in wire (hmm).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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