The Purge: Woodprint

A Story by Abishai100

An Earth-prince prepares for the annual psyche-catharsis violence 'examination' known as the Purge (Homeland) for purified wilderness (revival).

A fun summer fanfiction of the iconic post-Orwellian Western residentialism-paranoia franchise The Purge. Enjoy!

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AMLAN SATAN: We'll be ready for this annual psychiatric night of ritualized/sanctioned anarchy in the Homeland (America) with a family-based home-securities anticipation requiring a social-media 'handshake' with these 'street-chess faces' of organized gang-members who're considered the modern 'models' for what's become an American form for residence working Selfies.

Sure, the fortune-life 'hand' of residentialism-conscious Homeland (America) imagination for traffic-confidence drew this special psyche-examination known as the catharsis-rich 'Purge' that was ordained covertly by the American monarchy to be a therapy of violence directed to target marked runners who'd evade marked hunters in this annual night of 'neglected' violence and bloody-murder to 'fan-away' those capitalism-race claustrophobia feelings of bureaucratic tedium/legalese, and Amlan Satan, the pronounced protagonist of this Purge-landscape in the American Homeland, would seek a fortune-image 'defense' for his home-family securities to retort to anarchic stalkers with a wealth-optimism spiritual prayer for confident wire (for the Ego).

INVADER: Greetings, Resident Satan.

SATAN (Amlan): Thanks for being courteous at my door-bell security-position!
INVADER: We're (obviously) members of the ritual Purge event for messaging.

SATAN: And you've (certainly) marked my residence as 'capitalism' weak (no?).

INVADER: Bright you are; we require a 'proof' of your capitalist position(s) now.

SATAN: Weird; I was just playing a college-basketball rivalry video-game (ha).

INVADER: You're arrogance about home-amenities for modern comforts is basic!

SATAN: Will you deny this residence of capitalism-cliche is (simply) sanitary?
INVADER: Maybe; but we require a 'proof' of your energy-of-nature, Satan.

SATAN: Certainly, Purge-soldier; my cyber-sportsmanship 'claim' is (all) medicine.

INVADER: Alright...we concede therefore your 'cyber-IQ' is American work.

SATAN: Thanx....I verify your 'pardon' reflects my passion for cyber-haven(s).

INVADER: It's (all) American wording (good).

Why'd the Purge anarchists/lunatics/murderers 'pardon' Amlan Satan's residential 'paradise' in the Homeland during the culturally 'sanctioned' night of mayhem, you (maybe) ask? Well, it seems our protagonist Earth-prince residential hero of the Homeland-Jersey rhetoric 'swayed' the Purge-invaders to consider why his 'private-meditation' of sportsmanship-activity of college-athletics video-game 'spirit' would (indeed) persuade the hellraisers to 'believe' his American residence was simply a 'haven' of secured social-media patriotism and therefore 'immune' from the Purge wave of Earth-worded image.

WIFE: Why'd they excuse us from bloody-murder, darling?
SATAN: Simply faith; I presented myself as a social-media 'doll' of workers.

WIFE: Cool.

Wow, this Earth-prince hero had managed to 'pardon' his residence from the Purage-murderers when they knocked on his bloody door and insisted he provide the right forms for 'proof' that he was the right patriot-for-pardon and had the needed 'beauty-image' of patriot-fortune(s), and Amlan Satan would celebrate/recount this 'prayer' with a souvenir of media-culture 'ornament' (a college-athletics figurine toy) for his daughter (Esmerelda) which he'd reference to cheer why his Homeland-Jersey 'place' was excused from this annual/sanctioned post-9/11 era American ritual of anti-capitalism weakness (for the Ego).

WIFE: A post-Purge egg-curry dinner to cheer your pardon-laurel, darling.
SATAN: Excellence; there's always the 'taste' of American salvation (for a chance).

Mr. Satan decided to secure his residence-backyard with a nature-meditation wood-print sculpture of a capitalism-race humility organics-consciousness 'elf-figurine' which he placed in his Homeland-Jersey 'environment' to remind his social-media friends/neighbors why his 'haven' was pardoned by the Purge-hellraisers and would (therefore) be 'marked' as a nature-rich 'territory' of pro-American wish (for the Ego).

WIFE: Maybe this post-9/11 era Homeland of 'terrorism-chess' invokes IQ for us.

SATAN: That's a grand music, darling; I feel this 'revival' for American security.

WIFE: Maybe the real wilderness of this modern Earth concerns living weakness.

SATAN: True; there's that 'quality' of traffic-simplicity for Purge-rhyme (wow).

WIFE: Cool.

Well, maybe Amlan Satan wasn't exactly an Edward Abbey or Jack Kerouac of this Homeland-Jersey 'fable' of Purge-pardon, but his residential haven-prayer was (indeed!) accepted by the Purge-invaders on that annual/sanctioned night of bloody murder, and perhaps he was grateful for his fortune-examination, (simply) because he ('perfectly') communicated a social-media culture 'expression' of what made post-9/11 era residential 'confidence' something worth a 'quiet' pardon (for nerds).