My Rhodes Thief {Dr. Tuesday}

A Story by Abishai100

A blood-diamond thief who's reputed to be Interpol-relation ninja-aid is in Algeria for an 'examination' bluffing the brain matter-of-winning.

A fun 'adaptation' of Killing Zoe (Roger Avary). Thanks for reading!

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"Dr. Tuesday's my daddy...and he'll take us on a gem-heist hero-deed road for a capitalism 'rescue' action drawing me to a 'great' hand (for weirdos)."

That's what I'd imagined my darling-daughter baby-girl (Esmerelda) would whisper, one day, in her (secret) journal about imagining she'd been my faerie-muse for my special blood-diamond Algerian deed for a social-media culture handshake concerning the 'insurance' of traffic-wizardry (for the Ego).

So, I found myself in Algeria, departing from the Windy-City with Esmerelda and arriving in our hotel-suite where we enjoyed some butter-chicken curry delivered and then slept for a long time. When I woke, I decided to hire a special hotel house-maid to watch Esmerelda while I went around the city of Algiers to stake-out that special bank 'church' where the blood-diamond baron (Ion) was storing his conflict-zone mined gems (Sierra Leone) for a social-media insurance (veil) hype to corrupt/exploit modern commerce/finance storage-and-insurance wording (for all).

My name's Amlan Satan, and I'm an Ivy-grad and Rhodes-scholar, but now I'm a diamond-thief/bank-robber seeking this 'extra credit' Robin Hood 'deed' for social-media wording(s) in good Algiers, where conflict-zone mined treasures ('insured') create a new 'face' of woe(s) for Interpol-relation, and as I posted my blueprint with a mock-theater 'claim' on social-media, people with a certain 'theater-view' of treasure-confidence adventurism/patriotism inquired, "Are you a 'masked' wish-crafter (with us)?"

I'm not a thief or a terrorist but a 'freedom-fighter' or a hero, folks. Indeed, I seek this special street-view of wrought treasure-securities action-wording, and I recruited a special lady-hawk, a bank-teller named Zoe who'd stage herself as my 'media-stunt hostage' and help me shoot at passing cop-cars while we made our escape following a swap of Baron Ion's bloody gems with glass-beads and (hopefully) create some cyber-readings on the 'quality' of social-media culture handshakes surrounding 'invention(s)' in (pure) wire (for all).

BANK MANAGER: "Baron Ion's (insured) items were of great media/street value (to us!), and this media-stunt, perhaps staged/prepaid by some 'force' of journalism (Interpol-relation) undoubtedly 'draws' in us a special 'eye for all that's (simply) a brain-matter for runners on this heist-day (Tuesday)."

"My daddy's so cool...he bought me a Richie-Rich comics-set for my readings (for time)."

I'm trusting in civilization that this will be my darling-daughter's future diary-entry, when I do (indeed) gift her this Richie-Rich comics collection for her 'hand-education' in all that's (simply) a capitalist word (for the soul!). Zoe/I pulled-off that Algerian bank-diamond heist (beautifully) and 'drew' Interpol-relation inquiry surrounding gem-insured traffic for examinations outside Africa, perhaps tied with Brussels/Zurich, and creating a social-media 'halo' for fortune-storyboards about (basic) workers...wow.

ZOE: So, we're now pizza-dive patrons in Cali-America, ha.

ME: Esmerelda will inherit this delicious 'throne' of Wanderlust (for us).

ZOE: Excellence (a 'chess' matter for Tuesdays).
ME: Good for writing(s)...too.

So why you (maybe) ask didn't I become a writer and opt (instead) for this Robin-Hood immortality in Algiers (hmm)? That's a fair question, but I'm not foolhardy or headstrong and (simply) sought the 'deed' for world's insurance 'examinations' in gem-matrix wire. In fact, I wonder about the quality of today's social-media commentators who post ideations of capitalism-race 'confidence' in the Western-world in this post-9/11 era affecting our everyday-life 'view' for what's (generally) become a 'thing' of watches (for all).