Bartleby: Heist/Match

An eccentric of New England may find a 'fare' for gem-superstition, tied with the city's 'sense' of megatrends.

A hip New England 'misadventure' inspired (loosely) by The Town (Ben Affleck), which I think you'll like, 

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BARTLEBY: This bank-storage of 'rumored' blood-diamonds in fair Boston requires a swap-heist-match for a social-media commentary about Homeland 'insurance' examinations (for consumerism).

Bartleby was not an average/normal American citizen, immigrated from Algiers and studied at Harvard, he decided to become an ice-hockey coach (wow). However, those who knew him considered him quite the eccentric, and many thought he was simply insane. However, this diamond-heist 'scheme' tied with a gem-store in 'fair' Boston for a purchase (Valentine's Day) was quite romantic but also dangerous/crazy. However, our protagonist 'antihero' Bartleby (of Boston) considered this view for a capitalism-race 'study' note quite the representative institutionalism 'deed' for heroes (hmm).

FRIEND (Facebook): He's a great ice-hockey coach, and he loves the game; maybe it just reminded him of skating around the fair Earth, for a view for what's (purely) fortune-angst (or bureaucracy-escapism!).

After performing the daring heist, using a water-gun filled with acid and a 'claim' that we was sent by none other than Goldfinger (himself) to take social media shots of the bank-boxes of rumored Homeland diamond-materialism (for insurance), Bartleby exchanged some of the stones at the very-same store 'rumored' to be tied to the blood-diamond motions/storages in New England, for a 'special' media-gift message concerning Boston's civilization-bureaucracy and consumerism metaphysics (wow).

Bartleby wished to take photos of the jewelry he obtained to create a message about a special 'media' event linked to a movie-actress visiting the fair-city for an exchange about Homeland consumerism 'excellence' for Valentine's Day --- for all.

WAITRESS: Aren't you that 'Bartleby' fellow with that gem-media deed?

BARTLEBY: I'm just here (purely) for the clam-chowder, miss.

WAITRESS: Manhattan...or New England?

BARTLEBY: Don't I look a (simple) fan of the whites?

The media event tied with the movie-actress who claimed she was 'impressed' with this Boston love-letter message about Valentine's consumerism/insurance claimed that the message (itself) was a 'cool' (black-white) reflection of all that's (pure) materialism (and Bostonian!).

Well, that's this tale of our good-fellow Bartleby, and he rewarded himself with a beautiful pack of graph-paper, so he'd churn-out some matrix-math figures/worksheets for a special 'examination' of the labors/love tied with Boston's special 'brand' of capitalism-race materialism (for a chess-stalemate mark!).

BARTLEBY: What a 'deed' for Bostonian-storywriters, and this city of offices and sport can turn me into a 'fellow' of rather magic proportion(s) --- for medicine-men.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)