Doll called Wanda

Affable adaptation of the classic mod-English comedy film about capers, rascals, romance, and stranger endings...for fate's sake.

A 'bright' end-of-summer adaptation of A Fish Called Wanda (Kevin Kline). Enjoy (Happy Labor Day)! 

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Otto had awaited this 'fantastic' gem-lift for outwitting an insurance-circle of corruption in dear Dublin before departing for the States, alongside his lovely-lady Wanda and was entreating her 'wish' to find a gorgeous Celtics-Barbie (doll) for a social-media culture commentary drawing interest from modern yuppies/citizens (American) invested in various 'capitalism-race' toyland materialism (for the Ego).

OTTO: What a marvelous 'deed' for social-media commentary, Wanda!

WANDA: Don't get arrogant, Otto; we've to create street-intelligence.

OTTO: Oh, relax, my Wanda; this is the time...for materialism.

WANDA: I want the right cyber-photo comments/posts for the world.

OTTO: Go to it...find something (great).

Otto is our protagonist antihero 'prince' of mischief/sarcasm in this Dublin tale of Euro-handshakes for affable comedy. However, Wanda's not that (truly) happy (with him). She wondered (now) if she was playing a world/society 'bridge' game with someone who's (simply) a 'masked' rascal of overground sarcasm...perhaps seeking a differing 'face' for her vision of cyber-photography (for all).

WANDA: I want that Celtics-doll, Otto (real).

OTTO: Hey, I believe you, my Wanda; in deed, I'm a camera-man.

WANDA: I don't want anything (light) with my social-media plan(s).

OTTO: I know that...in fact, I'll make you a cyber-harlequin for Celtics.

WANDA: Lots of fans out there who'd read this stuff (social media).

OTTO: Good.

Otto/Wanda had a weak-link in their team of chess-musketeers of Dublin, the eccentric doll-craftworks obsessed Ken who wanted so much for Wanda to get that lovely Celtics-Barbie doll for her American cyber-art once they (all) departed for the States. Ken's speech-impediment was a great comedy (affably) for Otto.

KEN: D-d-d-oll, for W-w-anda, Otto.

OTTO: Rrrright, Ken; I'll find that doll and a model-man in your visage.

KEN: Social media.

OTTO: Facebook (sure).

JOURNAL (Wanda): "Here's my plan, laid-out, and then everything's changed; for a new man of more gentle/distinguished 'class' (Archie) has entered my brain, a bright/dashing English barrister who's (already) treating me with such courtesies; I despise Otto for arranging this language with Archie (for me) for Archie's 'tie' with this pink-diamond social-media 'insurance' commentary (for UK-Irish materialism)."

OTTO: What?
WANDA: I love Archies, Otto (sorry).

OTTO: I just lifted that pink-diamond...all's set for cowboy-culture.

WANDA: Just part ways with me...after that doll-gift (promised).

OTTO: Wow...if Archie fails to meet us at the airport, you're with me!

WANDA: Alright; congrats on your gem 'claim' matter, Otto (good).

OTTO: Alright.

The gem-swap (replica/fake) was performed with 'great' flourish, courtesy of the bad-rascal (Otto) who used a bus-traffic 'borrowing' magic-act that effectively evaded any police-car chase following the city-showcase center where the treasure (insured!) was placed for a Dublin social media 'photography' art concerning Earth's special confidence (for the Ego).

ARCHIE: What happened to Otto, my lovely Wanda?
WANDA: Oh, he made it...to the States...he's making chess-toys for kids.

ARCHIE: That sounds...improbable, Wanda.

WANDA: Forget it (all); our life's new/Dublin; I'm not thinking Otto.

ARCHIE: I wonder if he'll share his States-house photo on social media.

WANDA: Perhaps (love you).

KEN: "Pleased to report to m-m-my friends of this luchi d-d-diner succes-s and seek a 'cool' matter (for f-f-friends!)."

FRIENDS: Good hospitality/photo presentation, Ken (you good-guy!).

Wanda/Archie established Ken and helped him evade Otto who sought to betray him and bloody-murder him before departing with his 'insured' gem deed act (Dublin) and enjoyed an Irish boat-ride, thinking fondly of Ken's destiny...and theirs (wow).

WANDA: This boat's all cyber-photo material for my faerie-tale.

ARCHIE: Very sincere, Wanda (very).

OTTO: This Celtics-doll reminds us (all) of the 'chess' of capitalism's reading(s).

INVESTOR(S): Good, Otto; perhaps there's a 'stretch' for figurine-honesty (now).

OTTO: Yes, yes (perhaps); social media (thanx).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)