Camp/Jersey: Jason of Magazines

A camp 'exercise' yields a ghostly mystery and requires managers to (suddenly) become Labor Day weekend heroes!

A Labor Day weekend adaptation of Friday the 13th. Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN: Those strange crop-circles will make for nice Labor Day Saturday camp education for our youth this September, Penny.

PENNY: Surely; there's always room for superstitions-metaphysics for a camp class for Homeland-Jersey.

As Amlan/Penny prepared for their 'fantastic' Camp Medford meeting on Saturday for their 'young-adult' group and hoped their ingenious view for a luchi-bread Eve 'examination' for world-culture exchange to complement their 'alien-stranger' field crop-circle presentations (blending some 'hip' Egyptology diagrams too!), they hoped the entire camp idea for a Labor Day 'gathering' would yield excellence in social-media (for education/entertainment!).

However, this Camp Homeland exercise was going to be anything but normal/everyday/festive, as a hockey-mask wearing zombie (Jason Voorhees) resurrected from the camp-river bottom(s) resurfaced to exact revenge for his childhood drowning, apparently 'moved' by the haunting-voice of his furious mother (Elizabeth). Amlan/Penny, going on with their Medford/Jersey 'examination' for the Labor Day camp Saturday exercise, wouldn't have guessed (certainly) their social-media 'view' would suddenly/now be 'colored' with red/black.

AMLAN: We're delighted this boat morning precursor to the noon class hit.

PENNY: Please disregard those 'ghost' rumors of a hockey-mask 'stranger' here.

STUDENT: You're sure those 'sightings' were false, Amlan/Penny?

STUDENT: Yeah, there's a 'stranger' vibe and feel somehow 'eerie' for life.

PENNY: We anticipate nothing (here) but great photo(s) for social-media (all).

Jason was real, and he was prowling around (certainly) as a 'stranger' of the Medford camp this Labor Day. He wasn't going to dismiss any student/manager who dismissed his sightings as 'false' report. In fact, he was already 'busy' performing a few carefully targeted hits/kills, of camp managers. Amlan/Penny miraculously escaped, by working together and confusing the zombie-psycho by running circles around one of the cabins and then using rope to tie him up and drag him to the river (where he drowned...again).

AMLAN: "At least we'll have a 'real' camp hockey ghost-tale (for the future)."

INTERVIEW: The ghastly few/multiple bloody-murders signed this note from Hell.

PENNY: We're (truly) devastated by this action-set, but we work with social media (now).

INTERVIEW: Did you 'doubt' those early-era 'ghost-stories' of Jason Voorhees?
PENNY: I'd heard of them...his mother seeking furious retort, but not really!
INTERVIEW: All's 'fare' for a camp view for social-media yielding journals?

PENNY: We hope so...for social media (thanx).

How Amlan/Penny managed to 'match' Jason was a real riddle, but it was also (widely) hailed as something of Medford-Jersey 'chess' miracle for the age. Now that Labor Day (USA) had seen something of a 'magic' act, despite the sheer horror/tragedy, Amlan planned a much 'safe' view for American activity for youth --- a chess cyber-homeschool program (NewActiVision).

PENNY: "Dearest Amlan, there's been great development(s) in these new stories about Jason Voorhees, and I stare out my townhouse window and think of that 'miracle' of Labor Day weekend (Homeland) and dream of social-media photo-shares when our Jersey-life will be (more) material."

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)