Getaway: English Ruler(s)

How does mod-American fortune-vigilantism 'hybridize' with evil underworld complexity for a 'faerie-tale' of a 'dark' hero-duet mark?

A fun adaptation of the 1994 remake of the classic Peckinpah American crime-landscape psyche 'trophy' The Getaway (Roger Donaldson). Thanks for reading! 

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AMLAN SATAN: We'll cast this bloody diamond examination for vigilantism.

EZZY O'HARA: Excellence, darling; we'll draw copycat cyber-photofans.

AMLAN SATAN: Undoubtedly; this will be our 'escape' from capitalism-chess.

Amlan/Ezzy were New England bureaucrats who sought this gem-infiltration of the Baron Ion company estate with a 'cool' image for chess-stalemates for insurance-commentary in this new age of insurance-corruptions that made for social-media posts about lifestyle-consumerism (for all).

BARON ION: You've special 'sporting' gamesplay for gem-insurance math?

AMLAN: Excellence, bad-baron; we'll leave special capitalism-trophies.

BARON ION: Aha, perhaps a sports-auto image for fortune in America?

AMLAN: Without doubt(s).

This blood-diamond investor (Ion-company) had casted special fortune-readings for cyber-commentary, requiring a new 'hand-fiction' for vigilantism-oriented 'chess-stalemates' and drew the interest of Amlan/Ezzy who sought to create an American Southwest magazine-culture 'expression' for what'd become a capitalism-race 'vanity' for insurance-materialism readings (for all).

AMLAN: I doubt the baron will send a gargoyle for test in our hotel-haven.

EZZY: Let's not under-estimate this evildoer and consider this a miracle!

AMLAN: Alright; but if the minion(s) of Ion-company hell comes, we'll arm.

EZZY: You've that silencer-gun and water-gun filled with acid (ready), ok?
AMLAN: Excellence, darling; we'll make a hotel-expression for hideaway(s).

EZZY: Very cool (good).

Unfortunately for the hero-duet of Amlan/Ezzy, Baron Ion sent forth his evil minion assassin, Fred, who found Amlan in his Wingate (hotel) hideaway while en-route to the Ion-estate and sought to kill him. Along the way, he stopped at a diamond-store and found a married-couple and seduced the wife (Amanda) to become is secret 'ally' in this mission for testing the mettle of Amlan/Ezzy, promising her he'd make her his special writing-assistant for a fashion-cyber fanzine writing concerning capitalism-race vanities (for 'American' money).

ION: You made it (to my estate)!

AMLAN: We disposed of your minion (Fred).

EZZY: He appeared with his 'siren' of Hell (Amanda).

ION: Fred's a resource-artist (ok).

AMLAN: We had to shoot/kill both of them, bad-baron.

ION: Alright!

EZZY: We've absinthe and trophy-items for co-investment showcase(s).

ION: That's why I accepted this proposal...but I needed to test you (ok?).

AMLAN: Alright, but I've the dream of future-sports havens for capitalism.

ION: Good for social media (shared potential).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)