Vampire: B+

A vampire yarn about wrought inventions in social (media) exposure and knitted daring vanities (for New England matter).

A vampire lore to get you through the weekend (concerning Homeland blades). 

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Amlan and Esmerelda set-out to track a deadly vampire-monarch hiding-out in New England and procured the needed weaponry/spirituality to perform what would (hopefully) be a social-media 'friendly' storyboard for wrought inventions in Homeland defense (for commercial lifestyle confidence/imagery). Would this yield cool photo-graphics for Bostonian-IQ?

AMLAN: We've all the weapons...now (all) we need is the metaphysics-IQ.

ESMERELDA: These are excellent; I guess we (simply) need some superstition.

AMLAN: I dunno where to look, but these 'tools-of-trade' make the mark, no?

ESMERELDA: Surely, buddy; for the deed, they offer 'consumption' chess!

This vampire-monarch (Teddy) was hiding-out as a New England (Boston) restaurateur/investor and mired in the diamond-market of insurance (for veiling), and he (purely) believed that no one would 'catch' his likes, but he posted some 'nasty' netherworld 'creature-profiteer' comments/images on the Internet, which is how Amlan/Esmerelda (newborn vampire trackers!) decided he'd be the right 'target' for consumerism-defense(s).

TEDDY: So good to have you here in my villa.

AMLAN: We brought you a college-basketball chess-set.

ESMERELDA: We've this 'cool' 2005 sport-media 'rivalry' diagram for shares!

TEDDY: Well...a merchant-visit with media-life on their beautiful mind(s).

AMLAN: The sport-diagram/rivalry (Duke/Wake-Forest) is pure American IQ.

ESMERELDA: We're offering you a joint-media interest/investment activity.

TEDDY: Why would I refuse such an investor's brief?

AMLAN: You couldn't...unless your profit-motives were insane...or backwards.

ESMERELDA: Unless you're a 'vampire' for social-media revelation.

TEDDY: What (good for social media)?

Amlan and Esmerelda's gimmick-trick offer of 'examination' worked and Teddy became anxious and spilled-beans about his double-identity when 'pressured' with this overground media-activity/traffic 'optimism' investment 'deed' for Homeland insurance consciousness. Teddy dispatched his vampire minions to chase Amlan/Esmerelda around in his backyard garden-maze, but they fended-off the evil with their holy-water and inoculation-arrows! Afterwards, they posted on social-media, "Who'd think Duke/Wake-Forest rivalry scales (for college-media competition education preferences!) would draw out a profiteer-investor of New England as 'oddly-vexed' by all this world-work/language of commercial matter...Teddy may be a 'vampire' of consumerism-vanities."

TEDDY: Those 'musketeers' managed to challenge my dominion of profit(s).

MINION: They're perhaps munching on (Indian) luchi-bread in Boston-town!

TEDDY: Leave them...if they return, I'll have my own 'luchi-magic' for show(s).

MINION: Wow.

AMLAN: There's so much 'theater' in this Homeland (United States).

ESMERELDA: Excellent; we've much to find (for deeds); the skies darken (IQ).

AMLAN: Surely, Esmerelda; where there's black-smoke, there's bread.

ESMERELDA: And mystery (perhaps).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)