Mystery, Snow

A writer/editor crash in the snow while seeking a 'creativity' retreat and must escape the 'claw' of a terrible obsessed witch (fan?) to find (miraculous) breaks.

An adaptation of Misery (Stephen King). 

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Mr. Amlan Satan had become a pronounced American cartoon-comics writer in the American Northwest and was preparing a special retreat in the snow-cabin of great vacation windows with his peer, a schoolteacher named Shelbye O'Hara who'd become one of his most helpful critics/editors, and with him on the journey, the 'cool' writer brought his special consumerism-parody (Xmas-shopping) cartoon 'avatar' doodle ("Evil_Elf") to perhaps inspire a new storyline (for a full novel!).

He'd been a pensive-man and this retreat was just what the writer needed, and he got his rented white-Volvo auto and picked-up Ms. O'Hara and prepared for what'd be a really cool getaway of clam-chowder by the fireplace and good readings thoughts (relaxed!) about the quality of 'conversational' (comics/cartoons) writing, and he hoped he'd perhaps make a Facebook-poke/post to get ideas or 'cheers' from students/writers in North America (sure).

SHELBYE: This is a great plan, for this cabin-view for writer's blocks.

SATAN: Truly, lady; this will make for fun commentary on social-media.

SHELBYE: From teachers (like me).

SATAN: From varied groups/markets (even); perhaps even other editors!

SHELBYE: Sounds like excellence (I'll post something).

However, this examination for writing turned into purified Hell/misery for Satan/O'Hara, for their auto crash generated a rescue need, and it came in the form of a mysteriously isolated cabin-dwelling 'witch' named Annie who thought the world of Amlan Satan's art(s)/writing and hoped to 'persuade' him to fashion a completely 'alternate' tale/image from this "Evil_Elf" work (wow). This would make for stranger snow-bound writer/editor commentary (cabin-wise).

ANNIE: If you think you two injured spirits will depart by refusing me, wrong.

SATAN: Miss Annie, I (simply) can't just 'alternate' my Evil-Elf 'concept' (for you).

O'HARA: How long did you plan on keeping your face-writer caged here?

ANNIE: Oh, you hush-up Shelbye, lest I cook you for dinner and serve Amlan.

SATAN: Why don't you go into the city and get this special typewriter for us?

ANNIE: Oh, can I (do just that)...to expedite all writing/editing/inventions?

O'HARA: Please take-time to select the special device Amlan has in mind.

ANNIE: Good, good (I'll post something afterwards on my Wicca-page, ha).

INTERVIEW: How's the (Indian) luchi-bread, for thanksgiving brunch?
SATAN: Great (thanx!).

INTERVIEW: It's been 1 year since your 'mystery' escape from witchcraft?

SATAN: Great (thanx).

INTERVIEW: What's the detail of that miracle (with Shelbye)?
SATAN: You know, we 'cajoled' the witch to take-time to go into the city.

INTERVIEW: Then you scurried around the house by crawling (for weapons)?

SATAN: Both our legs were broken; we had to find knives to threaten Annie.

INTERVIEW: She's now (permanently) committed to a psychiatric-center?

SATAN: That's all we know (really); I'm (now) grateful for this luchi-world.

INTERVIEW: All's 'fare' for a 'celebrity' rescue (for the Ego).

SATAN: You said it (good for social media).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)