Gem Exchange (Dublin-Lucknow)

Amlan befriends his Lake-lady (Dublin) for a double-diamond gun swap in an (insured) 'game' for mechanics.

A 'cool' adaptation of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Guy Ritchie), with no formal ties to the referenced work. Hope you like it, 

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BARON ION: I've this special blood-diamond loaded handgun this merchant-class mechanic-man seeks to make a 'wage' for exchange, coming from Lucknow into my dear Dublin of hand-writing, but it's good for social media (me thinks).

Amlan Satan hoped to swap his fake diamond-gun with Ion's genuine blood-diamond gun, a mod social-media expression for insurance-commentary perhaps, drawing the prince's interest in 'proper' eco-minerals mining activity for Earth's good wording. He'd just been divorced and was flipping through pages of Facebook in search of a 'proper' muse for this vigilante-storywrite (hmm).

DANICA: I'm the Lady-of-the-Lake, darling.
SATAN: I'm Lancelot!

DANICA: Joke left-behind, prince; you're making 'wage' for danger(s).

SATAN: I need this one; bloody-gems frighteners loaded (no?).

DANICA: Yeah, those are nasty eco-minerals talks, surely, darling.

SATAN: You just sit inside the library, new employee, when Ion shows up.

DANICA: You'll be in Dublin-drinking area posing as a photographer?

SATAN: Yeah, your brother!

This would be good for social media and require the Ion-company to make 'direct' street-commentary about treasure-insurance, when gamesplay for (prepaid) theater was in the works for diamond(s)-hyperbole and folklore. Surely, that new film Blood Diamond had complicated matters, which is what drew Ion into this 'game' of detection. Danica was Amlan's muse, and he hoped to cast her as his half-sister (adopted), and he'd compare her to some Facebook-lovely for Baron Ion (hmm).

ASSOCIATE: They got your gun, and they left a water-gun and acid-bottle.

ION: In my bank-box at the moment of my great media-photo session(s)?
ASSOCIATE: You see what's happened here, boss; some 'ethics' joke(s).

ION: Oh damn; we're to make diamond-insurance comments in media (now).

ASSOCIATE: Yeah, blood-diamonds finance 'rogue' terrorists (these days).

ION: Bad for social media (culture).

DANICA: Seems you've played the Dublin-hand (well).

SATAN: I'm Lancelot, lady (I told ya!).

DANICA: I'm your Lake-lady...off to Lucknow.

SATAN: Isn't that Asian-area flooded (with terrorists)?

DANICA: You'll be my body-guard.

SATAN: Alright (good for social media and students).

ION: This rascal's mailed me Indian luchi-bread.

ASSOCIATE: This is the 'bread' for insured matter, baron; stay quiet.

ION: He's gotten-away; but no one shall ever repeat this Lancelot-deed.

ASSOCIATE: Good (for materialism).

DANICA: You made me this comic-doodle, eh?
SATAN: Vigilantism flair and innocence-lost for treasure islands, my Lady.

DANICA: Very cool (thanx).

SATAN: Anyone would've done the same (for ya!).

DANICA: Alright.

Satan fled to Lucknow with Danica and made some photo-works for tourism commentary and no one knew of his diamond-gun exchange 'deed' in Dublin, and he'd recount this knightly-adventure for a tale of two cities, and he incidentally happened to be a big fan of fans of Dickens (Facebook).

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DANICA: I'm the librarian.

ION: You've got that Treasure-Island rare-copy for me (for my photo-session)?

DANICA: Yeah...I'm Satan's sis, sweet-heart.

ION: Good bread...great library (darling).

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Would you've tried what Amlan Satan did? Diamonds loaded in guns, be they fakes or blood-diamonds 'chess-tied' with 'rogue' personality makes for darkness in modern (post-9/11 era) capitalism, and Amlan/Danica had become 'invisible' celebrities in this 'universe' of the treasure's book(s).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)