Philly's Mercury

A Story by Abishai100

The city of brothers offers a cool private eye a 'chance' to create instant campus-area justice, for the sake of normal blind-education!

A city-detection 'fable' loosely inspired by Dick Tracy.

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DETECTIVE SATAN: Someone really wanted this gem-watch from the Penn-campus museum treasure exhibit for an insurance-veil exploitation 'linked' to some blood-diamond circle(s) lurking (now) in our 'fare-rich' City of Brotherly Love (Philadelphia), but is this (truly) good for social media?

Wow, Amlan Satan was some kind of special inquirer of Philadelphia, having tacked some pretty awful wolfen-signs of commerce-life vanities and treasure-insurance exploitation arguably 'chess-stalemate' tied to some commerce globe bridge game to Sierra Leone and requiring some awful social media super vision 'eyes' for commentary in this post-9/11 era America of 'incomplete-distances' to (real) matter!

DETECTIVE SATAN: Staring out the window(s) of my great Penn-campus area 'pad' with an examination(s) 'vision' of all that's purely a Homeland superstition for 'wrought' magic and life, I can only think this nasty-case of treasure(s), now linked to a bloody-murder test, reveals the face of this city that (truly) needs a view for superstition-lift (for the rhetoric!).

He found that treasure, in the form of a Redick (Duke University) Sixers (basketball) card/trophy, and it reminded him of his awesome boyhood Donruss (baseball!) card collection. Satan would use this 'trophy' image item on social-media in the Penn-campus area to create a special 'examination' of how marketing/commerce can make for 'street' and 'life' access consciousness oriented fortune-reading narcissism and/or apathy requiring a 'serious' magnification of the criminality/insanity 'tied' with capitalism's special/unique 'B+' face (for religion).

Well, our protagonist dick, Satan, had something to offer Philadelphia in this new millennium of commerce-life 'rhetoric' for globalism ideology of stabilized quality. After all, the city is the heartbeat of the social network 'conception' and (therefore) requires a new 'breed' of social justice awareness, and Amlan used his 'uncanny' skills and social media 'IQ' to create track-detection miracles and found a conspiracy tied all the way to City-Hall and related to a past 'error' in the city concerning import/export personnel (employment) 'suspicion' created by mafia-blackmail (wow).

GIRLFRIEND: You're probing into the depths of Hellmouth(s), dick.

SATAN: Excellence, Ezzy; this is the city/time of wolfen-education!

GIRLFRIEND: Seems there's a 'bread' for Philly's shape-change(s)?

SATAN: Don't worry...for all criminal-insanity may be 'spiced' (art).

GIRLFRIEND: For history, hon?
SATAN: Nah, for materialism (ha).

CYBER_FANZINE: "Fortune favors the Penn campus 'environment' for eco-minerals mining readings for insurance 'education' (or excellence!), thanx to this new arena-inquirer, our very-own Satan, a man-of-deeds, whose inquiry yields fresh-air for municipal execution(s) and 'cool' worldly photo-graphics (hmm)."

Amlan wondered if he might restore the optimism in his heart, his jaded-heart requiring (purely) removal of the 'stains' of manmade evil(s) and vanities like the 7-Deadly-Sins of hell, and Philly'd offered him so much, including the meeting of his new/darling lady-friend, a DA named Ezzy O'Hara (wow).