Elf

A Story by Abishai100

An offbeat tale of fathers-sons, magic/paranoia, humor and tales, and 'inventive' Western meatballs (for Xmas?).

A very unusual story about 'wrought' consciousness amidst conditions of personal/world waves-of-trouble, requiring (real) self-idealization.

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Amlan Satan had become a special diamond-operationalist with an Artful-Dodger like psyche in the mod-Homeland of treasure-motions for confidence/insurance paranoia, because of eco-minerals mining corruptions/veils (i.e., blood-diamond troubles from Africa!). He gave himself the self-idealized alias ELF.

Well, sounds like a 'normal' overground vigilante fable of Earth's rather superstitious magic and fantasy of homemade deeds for hero-worship and fun, but indeed, there'd been something much 'stranger' in the consciousness of this 'ELF' character, and it concerned this horrid past/present of a 'stalking' alcoholic father/dad named Emit who continued to harangue him for money and insisted he introduce him to all his various lady-friends (potential-wives), and when he actually/ironically did so, Emit admonished them for being so fool-hardy for courting the soul of a 'real' American eccentric. Amlan hoped every-time this would not be the bizarre outcome, but it was, and this ELF character had reasoned he'd become an Artful-Dodger 'character' because of a rather 'deformed' inherited visage as a 'running-man' of Earth, fleeing from the 'dark-shadow(s)' of his own estranged sense of sanity. Would he find (ironically) 'copycat-fans' on social media 'drawn' to his 'funny' senses of materialism-journals (hmm)?

INTERVIEW: Don't you doubt that Halloween gem-deed was all theater?

SATAN (Amlan): Nah...only my father (Emit) frowned upon the act!

INTERVIEW: What's so strange about that, good-fellow?
SATAN: He's this special 'fear' of bleu-cheese, and he revealed it!

INTERVIEW: What's that?
SATAN: He'd insist I become more of a 'normal' bleu-cheese man.

INTERVIEW: Sounds like you've been 'shaped' by a diary-humor.

SATAN: In deeds (and for words), the Halloween-act was (all) bread.

INTERVIEW: For the Ego?

Well, when ELF had achieved a special Ion-company Windy City Homeland bank-vault 'Houdini-act' for media/videos while creating his own double-stunt involving acid and gem-swaps for an 'insurance-revelation' that drew (Interpol-relation) eye, folks knew there was some 'strange-streets' buzz concerning treasure-chess humor in the United States, but was this more 'cinema' than money?

EMIT: How'd you do that with acid and camera?
SATAN: Daddy, it was a 'bleu-cheese' homage to all Houdini-celebrities!

EMIT: For capitalism 'chess' fantasy, eh?
SATAN: For my newest lady-friend too (Esmerelda).

EMIT: Wow...sounds like a 'chemistry' for American materialism-IQ.

SATAN: What?

There's plenty of boarding-school lore concerning 'emotionally awkward' lads finding strange-chemistry for adventurism and confidence in the wild Western civilization, even in modern times, but the 'tale' of ELF is all hat-and-hand(s) for the patriotism surrounding American 'inventions' in ambition's storybook image (wow).

ESMERELDA ('Ezzy'): Your dad's a loon-for-wit?

SATAN: Surely, honey; it's a tale of 3 cities, for a character like me.

EZZY: You need some 'perspective' (through rich cinema comforts), man!

SATAN: I think you're surely right; this is my age of story-vinegar.

Well, capitalism-race 'chess' had afforded ELF an ironical sense of self-discovery concerning the energizer-IQ fueling a 'prince' to the realms of consciousness-enhancement, if not only for the 'improvement' and idealization of Western-civilization itself which had 'gifted' him this strange-view of the 'certainty' of 'overground' brains.

ESMERELDA ('Ezzy'): You like chicken-salad?

SATAN: I'm such a fan of vegetables, I'd consider potatoes more me!

EZZY: What's so 'fun' about legumes, Amlan Satan?
SATAN: It's not cheese...it's (more) 'bound' for the Ego/immortality.

EZZY: Alright (good for social media).

When Amlan Satan vanished from the face-of-the-Earth, everyone wondered what happened to that funny ELF character behind some pretty nifty mod-Western 'faerie-tales' of inventive self-idealization/ingenuity/worry. He did however leave-behind a 'memento' of what composed his special Selfie embodying the quality of consumerism (Xmas-time) sportsmanship...a 'parody' avatar named "Evil_Elf" (for the 'memory' of wrought 'American' leadership).

EMIT: Unsure what this 'elf' signifies besides materialism-bio.