Haddonfield's Stranger

A yuppie-couple endure a 'stranger' Halloween encounter/invasion invoking a capitalist 'paranoia' about treasure/fortune materialism-light.

A Halloween-season adaptation of The Strangers (Liv Tyler). Thanks so much for reading, 

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Amlan Satan was working with Ezzy Harris for a special Halloweentime terror-blueprint in their (shared) Homeland-Jersey age of 'incomplete-distances' to materialism-readings securities in the post-9/11 era Homeland (America) of commerce/lifestyle 'confidence' paranoia, drawing interest/commentary from social media citizenry invested in capitalism-race 'chess' happiness.

AMLAN: We'll be like 'classic' avatar reborn for this micro-crusade, Ezzy.

EZZY: Cool; perhaps we'd adapt this home-invasion into a myth-IQ?

AMLAN: Why not (for social media photo-graphics/arts)!

The irony-twist of this 'stranger' tale of home-invasion for Halloween in Haddonfield (NJ/USA) concerned the darker truth that Amlan/Ezzy were far from normal/sane. In this conception of an eco-minerals mining corruption deed for a wealthy couple rumored to be tied with blood-diamond investment from Sierra Leone, Amlan/Ezzy marched in, posing as adult trick-or-treaters but wielding get-up toy water-uzis (filled with acid).

AMLAN: May we enter (to use your bathrooms)?

TOM SHELDON: We're very private...so just take the Halloween candy.

LINDSEY SHELDON: We're really isolationist landlords, you two!

EZZY: Don't you like or 'stranger' costumes/masks enough to pity?

TOM: Damn (alright); but don't take a photo of our hose for Facebook!

AMLAN: That's hilarious, Sheldons; we'd not invade your social media.

LINDSEY: Good; we prefer quiet commercial life (for photo-graphics).

Once the strangers entered (Amlan/Ezzy) they revealed their costume-prop water-uzis were acid-guns and tied up the Sheldons (Tom/Lindsey), a seemingly happily-married yuppie-couple living in Haddonfield, and proceeded to lock the doors and windows and make themselves right at-home. Ezzy ran a hot-bath in the Sheldons' upstairs bathroom and kept her mask on for Amlan to take photos (for Facebook?).

AMLAN: You don't mind if I pop in this HG Wells film in your TV-set?

TOM SHELDON: Nah...we'll sit here and patiently wait for your exit(s).

LINDSEY: What'd you want with our Haddonfield residence, anyways, sir?

EZZY: I can answer that, Mrs. Sheldon; we know of your eco-money evil!

TOM: Look, we're really unsure if our gem-ties were blood-diamonds.

AMLAN: Doesn't matter; this sci-film will keep us (all) entertained now.

TOM: What's your message with HG Wells, good man?

AMLAN: You can guess; alien-invasion likened to bad eco-treasure IQ.

LINDSEY: We can 'gift' you some of our (upstairs) jewelry (ok).

EZZY: Wow, sounds material; but we've a grander view for Earth-chess.

AMLAN: Yes, Mr/Mrs; this HG Wells is a backdrop for our words-of-fears.

TOM: Alright (go ahead, thanx).

AMLAN SATAN: Did you know blood-diamonds for rogue organization?
EZZY HARRIS: Just think of going to the mall for dirty-treasures mined!
AMLAN: Yeah...top that with global-warming and you're Wolfen-sad.

EZZY: We'll leave you our Selfies (for Facebook?) should we pity you!

TOM SHELDON: Look, we haven't seen your faces; you'd escape freely.

LINDSEY SHELDON: We'd say you confused us with gem-pirates as cops.

AMLAN: Sounds like a good idea; we'll think about it (for social media).

EZZY: Yeah!

The strangers pardoned the Sheldons for their 'enticing' offer(s) and left-behind their water-uzis filled with acid since they wore gloves to wield them against the Haddonfield yuppie-couple. They made them promise not to disclose this home-invasion 'agenda' for eco-minerals mining paranoia 'linked' insane-vigilantism oriented terror-messaging.

TOM SHELDON: We shan't forget the 'value' of this ordeal-for-Americans.

The Sheldons left Haddonfield (for Belgium) and had a son (Damian) for whom they decorated a 'fantastic' American college-media bedroom; and they their diamond-investment(s) activities (altogether!). They'd (perhaps) remember their 'stranger' encounter in Haddonfield (USA) as a photo-graphic image of what'd become a capitalism-race 'chess-lifestyle' angst in this new millennium of 'incomplete-distances' to consumerism/insurance sanity (wow). This was (all), ironically, positive for commercial social media (and journals).

AMLAN: Do you 'doubt' the Sheldon's shan't (ever) forget (about) us?

EZZY: Perhaps they've 'fled' from all diamond-piracy interest, honey.

AMLAN: If you weren't like my best-friend, I'd not tell you that's grand.

EZZY: Maybe we made a 'comic-image' for what's this Selfie-lifestyle!

AMLAN: Surely; it was a one-time 'deed' for capitalism's readings.

EZZY: For the Ego.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)