Cali-Bloodpunch

Cali-Bloodpunch

A Story by Abishai100
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A Western adventure 'yarn' about treasure-insurance 'vigilantism' drawing a Homeland view for what's (purely) land.

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A 'bright' Halloween-season vignette (loosely) inspired by that fun original Point Break (Kathryn Bigelow). Hope you like, 
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Amlan Satan set-out on a SoCal blood-diamond vigilante infiltration at a sunny-bank for treasure-insurance commentary and examinations that would draw Interpol-relation eyes inquiring about African conflict-zone gem mining corruptions seeping into the American social-media (consumerism) culture of everyday-life matter.



INTERPOL: Blood-diamond corruption threatens 'rogue' piracy/terrorism.



ESMERELDA: You want me to get a job in the bank on the day of your deed-game?
SATAN: This'll be great for social-media housewife-consumerism commentary/IQ.
ESMERELDA: Then, I'm to 'grease' your masked/theater insurance-stunt for chess?
SATAN: It'll be great...and enhanced because of the 'quality' of magazine-reads.
ESMERELDA: What's the 'darkness' for all this insurance-commentary for us?
SATAN: We're drawing relations/eyes for basic consumerism-journals (Hollywood).
ESMERELDA: Sounds like a 'matrix' (color) for materialism's bureaucracy, hon.
SATAN: It is...thanx.



The SoCal 'deed' was acquired during the Halloween's pre-Xmas/Thanksgiving consumerism-heavy season featuring our protagonist 'antihero' (Amlan Satan) grabbing a costume-store get-up to look like a diamond-sales (marketing) theater-mime artist for the inside-job performance, which would (perhaps) make for some Western/American 'copycat' cinema-examination(s).



MANAGER: You say this guy grabbed your teller (Ezzy) and $20M blood-diamonds?
DETECTIVE: Esmerelda's your employee, sir; we're uncertain of blood-gem IQ.
MANAGER: All we know about this (all) is some media-insurance examination.
DETECTIVE: Well...perhaps there's a 'circle(s)' stalemate for treasure's imagery?
MANAGER: I guess we need (more) blood-diamond 'gossip' talk for 'open' magic!
DETECTIVE: Good for social media (like that Leo-film, right?).



ESMERELDA: Did you see that Leo film, hon?
SATAN: You were excellent, Ezzy.
ESMERELDA: Did you see the film (blood-diamonds)?
SATAN: It's our Earth age of 'incomplete-distances' to materialism's confidence.
ESMERELDA: Eco-insurance (minerals-mining) for piracy worries you (ok).
SATAN: You've become my 'Aphrodite' of Cali's blood-punch mix of leads.



The 'deed' involved a theater-prop water-rifle toy filled with HCL made in the bank-restroom, while Esmerelda waited (patiently) as the entire-stunt 'mock-hostage' for the transport of the gems and swaps with other gems with photos/recordings and involved an even funny dance-lyric before Ezzy/Satan hopped onto a pre-ordered Uber that appeared right on-time (for photo-graphics!).



SATAN: Regret our newfound life of 'bread' in Belgium, Esmerelda?
EZZY: Nah...I like being a restaurant-hostess, Mr. Amlan Satan.
SATAN: Nobody rides for free.
EZZY: Dangerous world for Earth's 'needs' for social media happiness.
SATAN: Surely...maybe I've become your 'prince' of Western lentils (ha).



"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2023 Abishai100


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Added on October 25, 2023
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