Mandrake-Cyril: Kingdom of Learn

Inventive heroes/detectives of the United Kingdom seek a 'hand-write' for traffic-confidence in a New Earth of 'incomplete' terrorist-bread!

A world-yarn drawn from varied comics. Hope you like, 

----

====

MANDRAKE: This blood-diamond 'insurance' matter leads equatorial.

CYRIL: Ya know, as your femme-partner of Kingdom-IQ, I'm swooning.

MANDRAKE: Don't worry (about it); law-men/fighters tend to like wine!
CYRIL: Thanx (good for social media).

Mandrake/Cyril comprised a 'dashing' Kingdom-hearts detective-pair in the new millennium and sought hand-shakes for 'confidence' in world-commerce strengthening globalism-chess and were considered the 'opposite' of Bonnie and Clyde (wow). These two lovely nerds, both Ivy-grads, were stationed in the modern 'underground' of London-town's social-media commentary 'culture' for consumerism-lifestyle medicine (or brains).

MANDRAKE: This is it...our insignia (for arts); a kingdom-lyric(s) matter!

CYRIL: Cute and simplified, partner of mine; we're returning chivalry.

MANDRAKE: Have no doubt(s) our adversaries wage a Hell-Crusade.

CYRIL: All the better 'matter' for the stencils/prints/color of dreams?

MANDRAKE: Hey, maybe the 'cure' to criminal-insanity is water-color.

CYRIL: Potential (for the Ego).

Piracy and extortion and global terrorism loomed over London-town like bad-rain, and Mandrake/Cyril continued their mission for deeds, and they infiltrated smugglers-highways and rogue terrorists from Dublin and Boston seeping into the Kingdom for a 'matter' concerning tangible 'incomplete-distances' to Hell's photo-graphics (for movies!).

INTERVIEW: You tracked the chemistry-man to a London-town hotel?

MANDRAKE/CYRIL: He'd been using hotel-WiFi for capitalism-slander!

INTERVIEW: You imagine you're the 'opposite' of Bonnie/Clyde, heroes?

MANDRAKE/CYRIL: We're (simply) Earth's new-age materialists-artists.

INTERVIEW: I thought vigilantism was way-passe.

MANDRAKE/CYRIL: It is...but crime isn't...so we seek photo-synthesis!

INTERVIEW: For blood-diamonds?

MANDRAKE/CYRIL: Or beryl (infrastructure).

INTERVIEW: Cool.

Mandrake/Cyril distributed countless bags of patriotic (US) toy-miniature (plastic) colored machine-guns for underprivileged kids for London-Xmas and considered their 'deed' quite beauty-magic, but this agenda for magic infuriated a new super-villain in the Kingdom named Vertigo who destroyed (already) a new English museum exhibition of world-treasures/toys during Halloween (wow).

VERTIGO: Idealists...abound (without cause)!
MANDRAKE/CYRIL: We're vigilantes, Vertigo; for capitalism's chess-IQ.
VERTIGO: Really (surely)?
MANDRAKE/CYRIL: Without materialism erosion (or erections).
VERTIGO: Why the smilies (for Kingdom's brains)?
MANDRAKE/CYRIL: You need 'art(s)' for street-wisdom/optimism!
VERTIGO: Optimism...certainty for juveniles?
MANDRAKE/CYRIL: Surely; without 'bias' for competitive indulgence(s).
VERTIGO: Priestly...you must be (American) football-fans, heroes.
MANDRAKE/CYRIL: You know; 'photo-synthesis' for Earth-leviathan.
VERTIGO: Damn (under-cover).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

====

"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)