Beryl_Examination

Can 'ninja-ingenuity' hold back the dark-tides of piracy/corruption in this Pink-Panther (franchise) inspired 'fable' of treasure's blue-memoir?

A heist-consciousness 'satire' inspired (very loosely) by the lyricism of the 'colored' treasure-insurance materialism-fancy infiltrations-comedy franchise Pink Panther, which I think you'll like, 

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Amlan Satan had become a renowned invisible blood-diamond operationalist in North America with special 'chess' machinations for infiltrations into smugglers-highways for treasure-insurance 'bread' in capitalism-race civilization intuition(s) for intelligence for materialism but now sought a special emerald-treasure lift with beryl-minerals mining 'superstitions' for optimism, tied with a rogue investor in North America, requiring a special lift for a jewel-piece cyber-hyped to be mired in the special IRA-finance woe(s) of corrupted Homeland (American) photo-education.

FRIEND: You seek this lift of a museum-piece tied to Irish treasure-history/myth.

SATAN: This will be a social media 'examination' for a mineral/treasure lore IQ.

FRIEND: Perhaps this yields a social-media commentary for net-confidence matter?

SATAN: Surely, there's a Selfie-culture value for fortune-readings in beryl-analogy.

FRIEND: This Irish-jewel piece/treasure is surely green, friend.

SATAN: That's why my beryl-claim for mineral swap in the museum's a laurel, friend.

FRIEND: May you find the Western capitalist reading for a Selfie-sanity in fortune.

SATAN: That's the vision, comrade; there's 'play' for what's the 'bread' of aristocracy!

FRIEND: I shall look for the media-traffic gossip surrounding your claim to celebrity.

SATAN: Good (for photo-synthesis).

DETECTIVE: This mime-artist was dancing around museum glass-box with the gems?

CURATOR: The diamond-jewel piece of lore from the United Kingdom was legend!

DETECTIVE: He used a theater-prop water-gun filled with acid to burn into glass?

CURATOR: He swapped the Irish jewel-piece with beryl-stones for eco-commentary.

DETECTIVE: Some Earth-minerals mining eco-warrior for capitalism-liberals, eh?

CURATOR: We know there'd been a local costume-store robbery prior to this act.

DETECTIVE: Perhaps the very-same mask-thief resembled your mime-infiltrator?

CURATOR: Well, the mask the culprit took was somewhat of a popular standard.

DETECTIVE: I agreed; this mask the mime wore identical to the lift was Halloween!

CURATOR: There'd been much local-heist culture for such mask-theft(s), sir.

DETECTIVE: We'll make the hypothetical link, nonetheless; for a case-materialism.

CURATOR: Thanx (for social media...and Halloween!).

This mystery-artist swapped the museum exhibition glass-box with a beryl-sample in the mask resembling the one stolen in the area costume-store that Halloween-season in North America and then was implicated (somewhat) in a local bank-vault 'deed' concerning an acid-filled water-gun used vault-burn with gem-swaps with miniature glass-animal sculptures, in a different mask, this time, a scarecrow costume, with a special comedy-routine (inside the bank) claiming he'd been sent by the police to create a vault-area stunt for video-recordings for security-checks, escorted by the guardsman (Leo) who'd been given a diamond-insurance note reading, "This acid-burn and glass-animal swap is not chess-tied with the beryl-museum 'theater' for Irish-jewelry/treasure commentary and is a prepaid intelligence-operation in this North American area of 'incomplete-distances' to materialism-securities for alternative photo-graphics (for Earth's journals)."

DETECTIVE: This Irish-jewel treasure the beryl-maestro lifted was some IQ.

CONSULTANT: There's no 'proofs' for the tie with the bank-vault deed art(s).

DETECTIVE: That 'glass-animals' sculptures swap with eco-mining messaging?

CONSULTANT: What if the museum/bank deed art is of the same body/person?

DETECTIVE: We're dealing with a 'daft' rascal who conceives of state-escape!

CONSULTANT: Maybe he's a lady-friend who might betray him to our inquiry.

DETECTIVE: It's maybe the truth...but the loss of such treasure(s) signals insurance.

CONSULTANT: At least there's more (Interpol-relation?) blood-diamond eyes for IQ.

DETECTIVE: A thief with an 'incidental' intersection with street-gossip capitalism.

CONSULTANT: This feels like a consumerism-agenda for premeditated leviathan.

DETECTIVE: Damn.

GIRLFRIEND: For me (what's this)?

SATAN: A vigilantism youth-doodle, for society's materialism!

GIRLFRIEND: Are you the same culprit for the museum-bank synchronicity, Satan?
SATAN: If I were, I wouldn't play the 'insurance' fool with this art-gesture/gift.

GIRLFRIEND: I shall keep this 'art(s)' gift as a trophy of capitalism's adventurism.

SATAN: That's all I sought (really) for a world-adventure fiction, my lady.

GIRLFRIEND: Cool (for antiterrorism!).

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone" (John Maynard Keynes). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)