Evil-Elf

A Story by Abishai100

Can Xmas-vigilantism offer a Bostonian a 'hand-write' for (all) things Homeland/American/TV?

An Xmas-season 'vigilantism' fable about 'distance(s)' to materialism-reading light (for all!).

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to the US-city of Boston or real-news stories (blood diamond reports) and is purely a 'personal' expression of creative hyperbole/magic (for 'open' writing).

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Amlan Satan orchestrated an elaborate Xmas-season 'vigilantism-message' eco-infiltration of a (rumored) blood-diamond bank-storage in New England (Boston) with a stolen bus-driver uniform, passenger-bus, ransom-note bus-drive whose address was known by him, a mask and Xmas-bag of gifts and a water-gun (filled with acid) and a teller/manager note reading, "Interpol-relation 'storage-examination' for insurance messaging (prepaid) requiring video-recorded gem-box burn/swap while passenger-bus is parked outside...keep private for media-followup concerning New England detection (for police-lexicon)." He'd even 'show' the teller his 'acid-gun' potency (for language) with a pocket-held metal-bar (for burn-cooperation!). Would this create a 'special' bread for Xmas-consumerism (diamonds!) concerns with capitalism-race 'chess-stalemate' light for this Earth-prince (Mr. Satan)?

Of course, the bus he 'borrowed' was parked outside the bank with passengers inside, and the 'driver' (Amlan) put on his mask, and he told the riders, "I'm required for a special Xmas-media 'treasure-exchange' for our bus-company, so just sit-quiet for 15-mins., while I acquire this special New England 'laughter' deed (please!)."

The bus-driver uniform he acquired for the 'deed' after explaining to the bus-company driver from he 'borrowed' the Xmas-decorated passenger bus (Boston) was quite nice, and he'd explain to the driver he knew his home-address and was sent (Interpol-relation?) for a special Xmas-media 'veil' of (rumored) blood-diamond operations eco-newsies and would be 'informed' of the post-deed 'line' in the newspapers (hmm).

BANK-MANAGER: We're sure this "Evil_Elf" post-deed cyber-post about (rumored) blood-diamond box/burn/swap was some (Interpol-relation?) New England (North American) smugglers-highways land for insurance-bread and remain 'ignorant' of any chess-ties between investors and African lead (for Xmas!).

What's this 'Evil-Elf' for post-deed cyber-posting (made by Mr. Amlan Satan) that the bank-manager referenced that 'magical' Xmas-season of blood-diamond Earth-minerals mining/insurance paranoia for eco-capitalism 'values' following the deed on the day of the bank-theater, you (maybe) ask? Well, "Evil-Elf" was a special Xmas-consumerism parody-avatar 'doodle' Amlan made for his online treasure-insurance (anonymous!) commentary concerning those 'incomplete-distances' to commerce-life 'insurance' (for Interpol-relation examination?) in our post-9/11 Homeland of capitalism-liberty (wow).

CYBER_FANZINE: A bus-driver in mask with an Xmas-bag of gifts and a video-recorder and a theater-prop (toy) water gun with an inserted thin-glass tube in the shooting piston (filled with HCL) suggests there's some real 'vigilante' story-writing inspiration for (rumored) blood-diamond insurance/seepage in North American (Boston) laughter (surely).

The humor-twist in this Xmas-vigilante faerie-tale of eco-capitalism 'paranoia' (blood-diamonds) concerns the visit of a Hollywood-figure in the bank on the day of the 'event' in New England (Boston), which Amlan Satan knew about and planned in-time for a currency-storyboard involving the photo-synthesis of the 'tinsel-lady' as an intelligence-work/consumerism-IQ 'witness' for (orchestrated) 'American' logs (ha).

GIRLFRIEND: A broccoli-pizza, for you?
SATAN: Wow...the right-stuff 'present' for materialism-labor(s), hon.

GIRLFRIEND: Was that you (in the paper)?

SATAN: I'm not Robin Hood or James Bond, hon.

GIRLFRIEND: Whatever...at least we both (really) love veggie-pizza.

SATAN: Good for the Earth.

Would you be shocked if we told you Mr. Amlan Satan is an Ivy-grad whose 'education' in the works of Thoreau and Abbey informed his Earth-centric vigilante 'paranoia' about blood-diamond rumors about North American (Homeland) insurance/seepage? Of course that's not a shock, for this tale of Bostonian-leviathan is one of (purely) 'American' lithium (for boxed language!).