Mystery of the B+ Mummy

A group of sports/competition writers visiting Cairo uncover a mummy with an oozing mercury and return to their US-station (for writing) for a hospitality 'image' of rulers.

An unusual Earth superstition 'fable' concerning incomplete-distances to applied metaphysics (for world behavior). 

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A group of sports-superstitions writers stationed at a Western hotel and using WiFi to create cyber-presentations of competition-education metaphysics for net-activity confidence in windows/media culture and globalism-rhetoric of antiterrorism on Earth were about to encounter an ancient mystery concerning a leviathan-distance to commerce/capitalism consciousness for 'academic' infrastructure/architecture.

The writers, Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Shelbye, believed their discovery of an ancient mummy figure, whom they nicknamed Mumm-Ras, would offer a special intelligence concerning some cyber-matrix silicon/chemistry grid-matrix motions and functionality 'greasing' and mechanics because of a strange mercury-liquid substance they found oozing out of Mumm-Ras' eyes (wow). Would this be some inconceivable computer-age social-net commerce-matrix 'science-commentary' for the stranger forms for network personality?

AMLAN: This mercury oozing our of the mummy (we found in Cairo) is a cyber-marvel.

MARCUS: We brought the relic to our American hotel-station for secret dioramas.

EZZY: Mercury is a thermo-chemical for intuitions of regulation/reaction (for longevity)?

SHELBYE: Theories abound that Mumm-Ras holds a chem-magic for 'electric' leviathan.

One late-night, while working on their cyber-work in the hotel basement computer-station concerning these distances to chemistry-reference for civilization 'evolution' for cyber/matrix functionality for commerce/net-activity/competition superstitions symbolism for psycho-sociology, the writers (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Shelbye), who'd carried the body of Mumm-Ras down to that work-station in a sleeping-bag, were horrified to discover the mummy had re-awakened (to life!).

MUMM-RAS: Where my mercury, strangers of Earth?
AMLAN: We're merely writers of world-matrix writers invested in your chemical-ID, sir.

MARCUS: You exhibited mercury-chemical oozing out of your eyes, after we found you!

EZZY: We've made this Earth-grid 'friction' metaphysics project about chemical traffic.

SHELBYE: You're the star-celebrity of this civilization-engineering 'design' vision, friend.

MUMM-RAS: Me not friend of you, strangers of Earth!

AMLAN: What's the examination of darkness here with your chemical strangeness, sir?

MARCUS: Were you mummified with special 'ancient' mercury for preservation-temp?

EZZY: Egyptians believed in symbols-transcriptions/evolution and maybe traffic?

SHELBYE: Was the mercury we found in you some 'ancient' magic for traction-energy?

MUMM-RAS: Mercury secret, Earth motion speed, preserve movement(s), for brain!

AMLAN: We apologize for our modern youthful curiosity, sir...perhaps there's a deal.

MARCUS: Let's complete this project of cyber-chemistry evolution symbolism for magic.

EZZY: We'll return you, mummified with mercury re-injected (Cairo), post-deed, friend.

SHELBYE: What's the harm...for archaeological revelation(s)...or bureaucracy?

MUMM-RAS: If you betray deal, you suffer 'omen' of Earth-leviathan, strangers.

AMLAN: Super-deal, for the sake of leviathan study!

MARCUS: We'll keep your 'ancient' secret about chemical-traction IQ for brain-image.

EZZY: We're learning much (already) about friction-control for movement-electricity.

SHELBYE: Perhaps we'll remember you, 'Mumm-Ras' mummy friend, as a photo-genius.

MUMM-RAS: Yes (me sleep now).

AMLAN: Great, for social media (and 'academic' surgery).

MARCUS: Sleep easy, Mumm-Ras (for civilization's lead).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)