Alien Pharmacology

A dragon claiming Martian origin offers a message of acid-potions for capitalism 'IQ' and is challenged by a Weyland 'force' of defenders with their own 'mark' for Earth's reduction.

A 'dark' fanfiction of Alien. Hope you like, 

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WEYLAND: We're stationing you with WiFi-resource at an iconic hospitality-reading building in the Homeland for a research linked to an intelligent/alien communication signal with a strange diagram-pictorial for some 'acid-potion' message for Earth-science(s), requiring you 'elite' thinker-fighters to offer us (all) some cyber-reaction 'remedy' to this potentially 'dark' alien consciousness contact with our religiously vulnerable American/capitalist species (for bureaucratic architecture).

The elite-force of Weyland explorers-fighters, stationed at a Wingate in the Homeland, were using WiFi to conduct top-level studies of Earth-developments in alien-research and Homeland superstitions/arts/imagery for non-human studies/contact, in this new age of 'space' paranoia (e.g., terrorism, viruses, etc.) and were considered an excellent cross-section of 'angel-like' capitalism-race diplomats for defense/history, but would this 'alien' examination offer something educational for social media culture on Earth (hmm)?

AMLAN: Let's engage with this alien, claiming to be Martian, and see if it talks!
MARCUS: We're here to report on its dangerous features or potential negotiation-IQ.

EZZY: I remember reading Egypt-mythology about 'alien-contact' for architecture/IQ.

DANICA: I read that too, and I got this eerie feeling that Egypt-contact was evil!

AMLAN: Well, there's plenty of Empire-vanities theories of evil, but Egypt shined, no?

MARCUS: Egypt was excellent, like Rome and the British Empire, but it suffered too.

EZZY: Are you gents suggesting this alien/Martian knows of those mystery crop-circles?

DANICA: Yeah, those reported giant geometric field-etchings said to be alien-IQ?

AMLAN: Well, those crop-circles did have 'alien' character, but also 'Egyptian' art(s).

MARCUS: I agree, there was a certain Egyptology 'feel' to those crop-circle marks, yes.

AMLAN: Here's a thought --- Lucifer is expelled from heaven; now is veiled as an alien!

MARCUS: Not that funny, friend; maybe Lucifer/Satan wants some architecture-fears.

EZZY: God is a mind for eucalyptus and obsidian, after all!

DANICA: Perhaps Lucifer's 'Egypt-cryptic alien' visage concerns a vanity-examination?

AMLAN: I like this consciousness; one of human world 'complexity' for alien-chat(s)!

MARCUS: Let's be clear to evaluate any communique from this alien as some test.

EZZY: Agreed; if the Martian's Lucifer, we need to negotiate sovereignty-design(s).

DANICA: Without doubt or failure, friends...that's the quality of Weyland media.

The alien/Martian named 'Endymion' hacked into the Weyland quartet's cyber-channels for communication at the Wingate (Homeland) and revealed its identity as Lucifer, the fallen-angel from heaven, expelled by God for his vanity-visage for architectural ambitions and paranoia with schemes! The 'alien' claimed it had been 'reborn' as this Martian messenger for challenge and invited the quartet (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica) to 'compete' with him/it in a tunnel-sewer labyrinth in the Windy-City (USA) where it would try to shoot them with acid while they countered with special audio-frequency weapons designed to disorient its hearing/balance, as was the 'proper' balance design between the Devil's brand of inventive pharmacology and mankind's 'blessed' sense of self-defense science(s). God would approve of this self-determination to seek-out mankind's own (blessed) sense of survival and test-pass. It was a chess-run for (secret) accords, and if they managed to escape unscathed, the alien (Lucifer?) promised to self-exile himself/itself to the ocean-abyss as a private scientist with promises of no future contact with Earthlings.

WEYLAND: You claim this Martian you escaped after challenge was the Devil?
AMLAN: I've no doubts, sir.

WEYLAND: We've got your photo-records and communication-writes, but it's a dragon.

AMLAN: No, it's Lucifer, the fallen-angel from Heaven, peforming a chess-wager.

WEYLAND: You claim you 4 'won' this wager with the Devil himself, eh?

AMLAN: The alien/Martian promised to self-exile itself to the ocean-abyss.

WEYLAND: It has no other 'friends' to report, Amlan?

AMLAN: Lucifer's down there now...in our deep-ocean abyss; I recommend retirement.

WEYLAND: No way; we'll explore other alien-communiques as potential Martian-IQ.

AMLAN: No respects for Christian mythology (at all)?

WEYLAND: We're filing this Martian-dragon 'duped' you into thinking it was Satan!

AMLAN: And you'll continue to 'engage' with similar 'dragon-aliens' with communiques?

WEYLAND: Amlan, this is the first-inception of our grand 'exchange' with real aliens!
AMLAN: What we encountered in those Homeland tunnels was evil and calculated.

WEYLAND: Retire with your 4 buddies in Switzerland, and leave the future to us!

AMLAN: Gladly; but I (unofficially) offer this testimony of a 'designed' vanities-IQ.

WEYLAND: Stick to your alien crop-circles made by Egyptian alien-devils from movies.

AMLAN: I don't mind the casual plebian-insult(s), but I'm 'confident' or our report.

WEYLAND: About what?

AMLAN: About the real measure of Homeland/civilization machinery and tunnels.

WEYLAND: Which is?
AMLAN: Absolute profit-equivalence.

WEYLAND: Fine; you may retire (in peace); we'll keep you posted (on social media).

AMLAN: Good for architects, alright.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)