Henna-the-Duck

A Story by Abishai100

A fun 'adaptation' (of sorts) of the iconic '80s Huyck film about an alien-duck seeking human/Earth 'aid' in a universe of complexity/dears.

A bright adaptation of that iconic/under-appreciated magical 'pseudo-dark' story of Howard the Duck (Willard Huyck) and featuring a 'cool' reference to that iconic/eerie (fictional?) alien Xenomorph (Alien).

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How'd Amlan and Marcus and Ezzy and Danica, 4 lovely Cali-science institute diamond-laser scholars be able to predict that a faraway girl-duck from a planet called Duckworld would be 'magically' teleported to our fare-rich Blue Planet of 'incomplete-distances' to commerce/traffic securities consciousness and require their 'assistance' to deal with a very nasty 'dragon' (stalker!) called the Xenomorph for (perhaps) a 'cool' social-media board story-write about everyday-folk imagination(s) of (pure) leviathan?

HENNA: My name's Henna (the Duck)...from Duckworld...and I need your love/aid, pals!

AMLAN: Goodness us, why's your 'alien' brand finding your way to this toy-store for Xmas?

MARCUS: Yeah...and what'd you 'select' us for this assistance-proposal, Henna-the-Duck?

EZZY: Are you in some kind of Hellish danger, Henna friend?

DANICA: We're Cali-scientists, and you may 'hide' in our (American) house; buy toys!

Henna was truly blessed for finding this quartet of American diamond-laser scientists at an Xmas-time toy-store where the alien-duck-visitor had 'landed' after being teleported through a portal from Duckworld while seeking to escape the (evil) clutches of a dragon-stalker 'being' known as the Xenomorph (home-planet/ID: unknown). Well, Henna-the-Duck found her Cali-science institute benefactors, her newfound 'pals' from Earth, quite lovely and hospitable for their presentations of all the stones/flora of our fare-rich Blue-Planet of 'incomplete-distances' to traffic/network securities for capitalist calm/sanity! This was great photo-synthesis (for bureaucracy).

HENNA: This gem-laser cutting work for treasure (securities) 'chess' marks your Earth!

AMLAN: It's why there's all this (invisible) 'bad-talk' about conflict-zone gem mining, girl.

MARCUS: Yeah, did you know 'blood-diamonds' require more 'James Bond' IQ on Earth?

EZZY: It's lovely to show you all this work with mineral-precision storage-doilies, Henna.

DANICA: Maybe you'll take back some 'IQ' of a 'diamond' shape, for Duckworld's bill(s).

HENNA (Journal): "For this fare-rich Earth of 'incomplete-distances' to commerce/treasures securities for science/capitalism and IQ, it's special note for bureaucracy-reading(s) in this 21st-Century of trekking, transit, time, theater, and even piracy for terror(s)...even for a duck named Henna."

Well, Henna-the-Duck was reception of a 'grand-tour' of capitalism couture and civilization in human-kind world (Earth) and learned of 'incomplete-distances' to net-activity 'drawn' storyboards for globalism-rhetoric and complication(s), and she even learned of Amlan's (special) love of sports/chess/games drawing cultures together for a customs-magic seen in everyday-life, in Earth's 21st-Century traffic 'life' of cyber-connected interest-activity (wow).

HENNA: Wow, maybe it's not dumb-luck I landed here for this haven with y'all!

AMLAN: What's this?

MARCUS: Are you referring to that 'dragon' alien stalker who tracked you here (to us)?

EZZY: What's this language-arts you're making, Henna-the-Duck, about fate/worry?

DANICA: We certainly 'tout' the capitalist net-trophy images of (shared) competition.

HENNA: That's why the Xeno-dragon tracked me here to you (Earth); trophies-counting!

AMLAN: This dragon seeks some 'dark' message of the frailty of transit (then), Henna.

MARCUS: Let's lure the 'dragon' to our science-institute and blind it with our laser-lights.

EZZY: We might make it 'bound' for self-exile (for a 'bad' critique sign).

DANICA: Maybe this dragon stalking you makes 'joke' of your discovery for (our) time.

HENNA: Together (then)...for a 'bureaucracy' shield of leviathan (wow).

Our fare-rich heroes made miracle(s) for the newfound friend-visitor (Henna-the-Duck) and made for a 'success' in luring the Xenomorph (dragon) to their diamond-lab area(s) where they successfully disoriented the malicious anti-capitalist 'nihilist' with laser-lights and 'bound' it for self-exile, simultaneously helping Henna reopen the portal that'd return her to her 'tied' Duckworld (for perfect time). What Henna-the-Duck (actually) learned was the life-special value...of a 'wrought' building (sportsmanship).