Advantage-Bureau

An underworld messenger challenges two princes for a sports-defense of what's become Homeland capitalism/media dating (for all).

A world matrix philosophy-yarn featuring the 'nasty' horror-avatar Creeper (Jeepers-Creepers) and inspired by Capitalism: A Love Story (Michael Moore). 

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Amlan had become a resident of a rather haunted house because of the bad-influence of his alcoholic-uncle (Emit), which plagued him, and when Emit tried to bloody-murder his visiting girlfriend (Ezzy), moving Amlan to use a handgun in self-defense, he'd become a special superstitious man of the weight of ambitions weighed against the darkness and matter of love-war humility (for architecture!).

Raki was Amlan's best-pal and found some co-write interest for sportsmanship-superstitions in New England, collecting varied commerce/media culture trophy images/items for Homeland capitalism reflection and/or symbolism and thought Amlan's selection of a McDonald's consumerism-sports fanfare trophy token-card was the right-stuff for social media commentary (for life-data).

The sports-trophy item was quite the thing. It created special matrix-shapes of superstitions for media-life and sports-fanfare (American football!) in the Homeland of modern times. Well, this is the item that drew the 'unnatural' fascination of the Creeper, a messenger from the dark-side of the universe. What would Amlan/Raki offer in defense of Earth-aesthetics/interest?

CREEPER: What sort of frill of society-vanity is this McDonald's gum/trophy?
AMLAN/RAKI: It's a consumerism-handshake for superstitions/commentary!
CREEPER: You're idealists of the capitalist-variety, requiring education for death.
AMLAN/RAKI: Well, we're versed in the density of Earth-ways, for traffic-bridges.
CREEPER: Antiterrorism ideations through commerce/net-activity chess?
AMLAN/RAKI: Surely, for darkness-examination(s), Creeper; a nightmare-medicine.
CREEPER: Well, my message concerns attainable darkness and anarchism, for Hell.
AMLAN/RAKI: Maybe you're a 'Devil's Advocate' of what's (simply) bureaucracy-IQ.
CREEPER: Bureaucracy concerns me little; this McDonald's football-card is useless.
AMLAN/RAKI: We're disarmed by your incomplete-distances to net-activity fury.
CREEPER: I visit you with message given your stance as princes of idealism, gents.
AMLAN/RAKI: We understand; we seek passage from your axes of Hell, Creeper!
CREEPER: Why would I pardon you (or your 'world') because of a football-card?
AMLAN/RAKI: Simple question with a simpler answer, "For the 'matter' of pretend."
CREEPER: Damn (synthetic-education).
AMLAN/RAKI: Exile yourself to the deep-ocean abyss as a (private) man of letters.
CREEPER: Fine; keep this 'examination' a secret (for the sake of Earth-realm).

AMLAN/RAKI: And photo-synthesis (decimal-light!).

CREEPER: Hahahaha.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)