Venom: Energizer*

Can vigilantes outwit a 'mummy' terrorist in a Miami 'game' of media-lifestyle defense(s)-laughter (for bureaucracy)?

A fun holiday-season(s) vigilance 'faerie-tale' about the consumerism (American) 'value' of that most humorous Bud Bowl. Thanks for reading! 

DISCLAIMER: This work of media fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression of language-arts (for 'open' entertainment). 

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The quartet of Miami vigilantes known as Star-Force (Amlan and Marcus and Ezzy and Danica) decided to investigate the social-media 'buzz' surrounding a self-proclaimed homegrown anti-capitalist 'mummy' named Ermac who insisted that a direction attack or threat on a major media-duo figures-campaign for Super Bowl ad (Bud-Bowl) hyperbole would create a special 'domestic-terrorism' examination, requiring incomplete-distances to Homeland infrastructure maintenance for 'duty free' bureaucracy (hmm).

STAR-FORCE CONVERSATION (Miami-Confidential) -

AMLAN: This Bud-Bowl marketing media draws the two MGM-media figures for chess.
MARCUS: This Ermac-devil is the new Unabomber, me thinks, for extraction-journals.
EZZY: We'll corner the threat to a Miami exhibition event (cyber) for treatment!
DANICA: Hail to the Star-Force, friends; for Bud-Bowl's ghost-magic bureaucracy.

Wow, the Star-Force really had what it takes to create a special power-ring(s) securities 'consciousness' for the two media-figures chess-tied with this Miami Bud-Bowl media marketing bureaucracy and assured them through their consultants for PR this wouldn't (seriously) hamper any media-highway(s) plan for social-cyber commentary among the citizenry of the Orange-State of incomplete-distances to sportsmanship/traffic drawn (American) excellence (hopefully).

ERMAC: I'll be lacing the steps of Miami buildings with silencer-toys for show (ha).

MINION: Do you 'doubt' this socialized (cyber) defense campaign for Bud-Bowl's IQ?

ERMAC: The Star-Force is clever, minion; but this silencer-spray is high-paranoia!

MINION: I've been thinking this vigilante-team will create a 'dare' for an arena, sir.

ERMAC: Shut up and do your job; distribute the silencer-toys (Japan) all over Miami.

MINION: What ever happened to the Bud-Bowl, sir?
ERMAC: Who cares (for bureaucracy)?

Well, this 'Ermac-devil' was quite the self-representative homegrown terrorist 'mummy' with this high-art villainy 'expression' for Super Bowl ad/revenue (Bud-Bowl) hyperbole-devastation(s), and only the Star-Force (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica) had the wit(s) to challenge him (and his vile minions of Miami crime-world!). When Ermac had his minion(s) distribute silencer-gun toy boxes all over the streets of Miami and in front of municipal offices/buildings, the Star-Force countered with a special (funny!) cyber-message diorama about water-guns as retorts, for a more 'cartoon' friendly view of consumerism advocacy of toys and weaponry (ha).

ERMAC: Water-guns?
STAR_FORCE: The eco-answer to your silencer-message of Bud-Bowl anarchy, Ermac.

ERMAC: Well, sounds like water-guns are suddenly nonviolence messaging, heroes.

STAR_FORCE: At least the concept of water-fights out-matches your stark gun-chess.

ERMAC: No one will forget what I offered to Bud-Bowl paranoia, for terrorism (ha).

STAR_FORCE: You'll be canonized, Ermac...as a video-game dancer (surely).

As per those two media-figures chess-tied with Bud-Bowl defense(s) for Miami-Homeland superstitions/magic, the heroic/inventive Star-Force heroes of vigilantism (Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica) made 'toast' of the miracle-fact that there was a portion of restoration(s) for mod-Earth confidence in media bureaucracy marketing for that 'lost-art' of (serious) 'American' lights.

AMLAN: What now, friends?
MARCUS: My granny's invited us to Buffalo for Xmas (football-TV)!

EZZY: Let's do it...a good cheer for media/television defenses earned for Miami.

DANICA: Man, the best thing about Bud-Bowl was the drink (for bureaucracy).

AMLAN: I could use a 'Facebook photo-synthesis' vacation line.

ERMAC: Damn; exiled to a Swiss-cheese blood-diamond bank insurance examination.

MINION: Let's not forget you'd been a (secret) super fan of Bud-Bowl (too!).

ERMAC: Maybe what I need is a nice bond/note/deed for entire-Earth journals.

MINION: Let's just forget (all) about Star-Force field goals, sir.

ERMAC: Fine (for bureaucracy!).

What would've this homegrown terrorist 'mummy' (Ermac) have done had not the hero-vigilante team (Star-Force) outwitted him in a social media (public!) 'game' of lights and language-arts for incomplete-distances to commerce/sportsmanship chess-stalemate brilliance? We do know Ermac's disappearance secured a nice home-life (cinema/TV) viewing feeling of varied sports-intrigue tied with mod-Earth 'paranoia' about terrorism's 'dark' reaches of deformity (for bureaucracy!).

MINION: I got us Any Given Sunday (Al Pacino) on Netflix, sir.

ERMAC: Cool; I'll shoot some flares in the backyard for unwound angst, minion.

MINION: You were much cooler than the Unabomber, sir.

ERMAC: Shut up...this was a 'Facebook photo-synthesis' for distance (perhaps).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)