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A troop of New York State bank-robbers unwittingly become vigilante-celebs when they swap (rumored) blood-diamonds with glass-animals drawing Interpol-relation bureaucracy.

A fun pre-'24 pseudo-vigilante 'faerie-tale' drawn from varied media. Hope you like (and Happy New Year), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fiction offers no ties to the state of New York or Rangers ice-hockey and is cast as purely a 'personal' expression of creative language-arts (for 'open' material). 

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AMLAN: Seems this Homeland diamond-swap for eco-message is chess/arts too.

MARCUS: The glass-animal 'touch' is a nice social-media street comment, friends!

EZZY: Perchance this is an excellence for tooting ice-hockey fanfare (Rangers?).

DANICA: Doesn't Amlan have some Mike Gartner (NY) sports-collectibles/trophies?

AMLAN: Yeah, but I'm not using that as bank-box swap-items for the deed, friends.

MARCUS: We'll make for bureaucracy-readings in social-media ring(s) anyways.

EZZY: Very cool (let's do it for a 'cool' Facebook-poke).

BANK MANAGER: The troop came in for Halloween in costumes/masks for photo-IQ.

INTERVIEW: They had street-theater prop water-rifle toys!
BANK MANAGER: The guardsman escorted them to the vault for Ion-box photo-IQ.

INTERVIEW: They revealed their water-guns were acid-guns and burned the box.

BANK MANAGER: Placed eco-message glass-animals for Earth-minerals mining-IQ.

INTERVIEW: Left a note with the lone escorting guardsman (Leo)?
BANK MANAGER: "Vault-deed for treasure-swap IQ in insured-gem legends/maps."

INTERVIEW: Now, Interpol-relations descend for Ion-company ties with Brussels?
BANK MANAGER: There's some mystery-bridge to Sierra Leone; we're learing.

INTERVIEW: The claim was pre-Thanksgiving/Xmas consumerism media-photo IQ.

BANK MANAGER: For diamonds and cinema and street-theater; a 'stage' for doubt.

INTERVIEW: Wow...I wonder if they're Rangers.

Well, the Homeland quartet of bank-thieves had unwittingly poised themselves as (rumored) blood-diamond circulation(s) pseudo-vigilantism social-media 'celebs' for bureaucracy-readings when street-journals flew about eco-capitalism (Earth-minerals mining/distributions) insurance drew (Interpol-relation?) examinations in New York State, while Amlan prepared a Valentine's visit to a Rangers good-sportsmanship media event tied with an (earned-commission) treasure-ring present for his girlfriend (Shelbye).

SHELBYE: Ice-hockey and jewelry for a Valentine-escapism.

AMLAN: It's a ring/tone for our (shared) New York Homeland microphone.

SHELBYE: I'm so proud of you, hon.

AMLAN: Let's get Blood Diamond on Netflix tomorrow (cool?).

INTERVIEW: This Sierra Leone nonsense is not tied with Rangers-media, is it?
NEW YORK OFFICER: We're certain this was some insider-examination for deeds.

INTERVIEW: Earth-minerals mining and smugglers make for Western paranoia, eh?

NEW YORK OFFICER: Well, there's a liquid-mercury volatility for gem-cut(s).

INTERVIEW: Perchance Rangers benefit for dialysis?

NEW YORK OFFICER: Possible (photo-synthesis).

INTERVIEW: Ok!

This became quite the New York State Halloween-time 'legend' for diamond-consumerism (insurance) hyperbole and linked Amlan/Marcus/Ezzy/Danica with eco-capitalism celebrity, and it would offer a cool social-media citizenry handshake for the life-culture festivity tied with materialism-beard.

SHELBYE: I got you some more Gartner-Rangers treasure(s).

AMLAN: Excellence for New York life, thanx.

SHELBYE: Earned Romanticism for good-sportsmanship, Amlan my love!
AMLAN: Pretty good lemon.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)