Spring-heeled Jack [Southwest Phonon]

Does 'specter' presence in the Homeland require two affable gents (detectives) to make 'mark' for the terror-axes of Spring-heeled Jack?

A Homeland 'educational' environment-superstition yarn about old-London paranoia, Spring-heeled Jack. Happy 2024, 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative-fiction contains images/references with no commercial/explicit ties to any representative person(s)/body and is therefore cast as purely a 'personal' expression of lore-hyperbole (for 'open' entertainment). 

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AMLAN: What a bad-dream this Spring-heeled Jack's appeared in Arizona, pal.

MARCUS: We've found a nice superstition microfiche for state-school cheer(s).

AMLAN: That impish street-terror (old-London) must want an American image!

MARCUS: We're to inspire social-media citizenry commentary ('academic').

AMLAN: I've this stranger feeling this imp's in the Southwest for bad-sports IQ.

Amlan and Marcus, friends from Dartmouth, were working as Homeland/American superstitions detectives in the post-9/11 era of distances to net-activity confidence/shares for transit and lifestyle confidence for media-rhetoric and globalism-linked Earth bureaucracy-readings when they read stranger reports of Arizona state school campus student/cheerleader sightings of a 'reborn' old-London street-terror imp of cryptic-lore named Spring-heeled Jack, as the Sun-Devil football cheer(s) for Southwest light had begun to take-shape for social-media photo-synthesis in the States (for all).

WITNESS: I'm not dreaming/doubting, gents!

AMLAN/MARCUS: We believe you (Tandy); this imp's seeking cyber-hacker chess.

WITNESS: Why our school, for football-season, for cheer-media, for student-IQ?

AMLAN/MARCUS: Spring-heeled Jack created UK-street paranoia; for hell-chess.

WITNESS: Hell-chess, gents?

AMLAN/MARCUS: Don't doubt it, lady-friend; this imp's enemy of field goals.

WITNESS: Bad social media (wow).

While Marcus made 'toast' of this revelation-detection of Spring-heeled Jack (reincarnated!) sightings at the Southwest (Homeland) school-campus environment during sport-media season language-arts with a world-exchange 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) in Arizona, Amlan continued to pursue witness-testimony that the imp from old-London was seen wielding firecrackers post-midnight with scream-threats to 'shove' the fireworks into campus library pipes, perhaps for a (bad) hospitality-reading (wow). This wasn't any kind of 'bread' but for leviathan!

WITNESS: I'm a fan of that Hughes-Bros. film (horror-noir) about Jack-the-Ripper.

AMLAN: That's why Spring-heeled Jack stalks you (now!).

WITNESS: Why all this media-image for lurking inventive terrorism at school, pal?

AMLAN: You can guess, friend...it's a horror-superstition invention of the Devil.

WITNESS: For bad social media (wow).

Marcus was making some social-media campus environment Madden-tourney cheers/spirits for Sun-Devil sportsmanship as the school-football season was well into its high-art marks for media-light, and he wondered if the newfound 'buzz' for cyber-games of local-area level-spirits sportsmanship for 'chess' in Homeland bureaucracy-readings would simply 'shoo-away' the shadow(s) of Spring-heeled Jack, for all-time (for video-game rhyme!).

AMLAN: Maybe this imp is the Devil himself (in deed), Marcus.

MARCUS: I may not doubt it, Amlan (for bureaucracy-readings).

AMLAN: Wow, this is weirder than Roswell maybe.

MARCUS: Don't doubt it incompletely, man; this is high-art for Hell's field goals.

AMLAN: Maybe we should avoid becoming like Ichabod Crane or something!

MARCUS: Not unwise; this imp maybe makes 'mark' for simple bloody-murder.

AMLAN: Bad for 'watches' (leviathan).

When Marcus vanished, Amlan feared the worst. Who was this Spring-heeled Jack, and why'd he make mark/target for this Southwest-school campus and Earth environment (for bad social media)? Amlan wondered more when a student-cheerleader vanished soon-after the eerie disappearance of his detective-pal from Dartmouth (wow). Was this a hell-sign for bad field goals, bad football video-game doughnuts, and even worse, bad Selfie-culture direction (for terrorism-superstition)?

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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