Officer Valen

An offbeat Homeland (Windy-City) street cop/underworld/escapism 'fable' drawing on neo-classical street-thematics of 'wrought' defense.

A Chicago 'street' lore inspired by varied media. 

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Let me tell you the story of a Windy-City challenged street-cop named Valen who moved from Algiers to the States, became a Catholic-citizen and trained policeman, and then pursued an active Homeland securities vigilance mentalism linked with underworld liaisons ultimately requiring the sort of soft-flight Romanticism one might read about in a Selfie-culture commentary about those incomplete-distances to traffic-confidence for outright violence-control (hmmm).

OFFICER VALEN: I know this city, since I grew into it like a grasshopper.

FRIEND: This is the best Windy-City deep-pizza one'd ask for, good or evil!

VALEN: That's the secret, friend; this is a time of social-media laughter/Hell.

FRIEND: Any makes on this bloody-diamond woe for eco-capitalism cop-talk?

VALEN: I'm to perform special intersections for the sake of the city and Ezzy.

FRIEND: Your ex-girlfriend...still processing that horrid divorce, Valen?

VALEN: Hey, everything becomes light with pizza in the Windy-City, friend.

FRIEND: Ha (cop-talk for dark skies, Valen)...pizza.

Well, staking-out a special dive in the Windy-City of Bulls-Bears markets in this new time of treasure-insurance veils for Hellmouth(s) takes a special immigrant-officer with eyes for Romanticism and capitalism dreams, and that was what the streets had hailed Officer Valen, for everyday underworld superstitions...and fears, but it's what made Valen seek 'alternative' forms of social sanity and self-confidence, which is what this tale concerns...a Homeland hospitality-reading for bureaucracy-leviathans (wow).

VALEN: I'll get the stuff in baby-power image to the airport-locker box for IQ.

CRIME-BOSS: Your heritage won't subterfuge what I gifted to this city's banks!

VALEN: Well, takes one to know one, and maybe we're both immigrants, devil!
CRIME-BOSS: When it surfaces you're simply an idealist, you'll be a book-star.

VALEN: Well, at least we'd make for 'cool' social-media photo-IQ for TV.

CRIME: Yeah, like that TV-mafia film (Gotti?).

CYBER_FANZINE: What's the goings-on of this new bloody-treasure insurance work-force for cop-talk is what concerns this mysterious do-gooder Valen who might have become 'mired' in underworld circle(s) for Windy-City lore, and the word's he's getting-out with his lady-friend after a horrid divorce-endurance for an immigrant-citizen promising us (all) he's keeping some baby-fresh 'light' for Homeland capitalism/chess (sure).

ESMERELDA: For me, as we enjoy Brussels sprout?

VALEN: It's my teen-years vigilante-doodle of a hero and his lady-angel, Ezzy.

ESMERELDA: We're out of Chicago now/forever, Officer.

VALEN: Hey, I told you the dreamscape was concerning only the man-limit(s).

ESMERELDA: Every policeman with scars has his time, eh, Valen?

VALEN: I just happy to get-away from that ex-wife...and with you, my angel!

ESMERELDA: Let's keep it (all) secret...for bureaucracy's poison.

VALEN: Good for social-media and my cartoon-consciousness, Ezzy (awesome).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson).

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)