Fish/Wanda {Toronto}

Can Canadian 'dark' magic yield a happy-expression for an affable 'circle' (in this bright-fanfiction of the British-comedy classic about inventions in fortune/thievery)?

A bright fanfiction of A Fish Called Wanda (John Cleese). Hope you like, 

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AMLAN: I'm reading Bonnie/Clyde history on microfiche, friends.

MARCUS: Because Toronto's library 'chess' excellence for social-media chess?
EZZY: Our Canadian-quartet makes for nice bank-gem swap humors for Ion!

DANICA: Let's make a nice Facebook-post about diamond-insurance post-deed.

AMLAN: Sounds like a plan...for the 'hand' of God...soccer microfiche lib (ha!).

Amlan had always been the funniest of the Canadian (Toronto) bunch of self-proclaimed vigilantes (simple diamond-thieves arguably!) for their bank-box swap 'stunt' (Ion-company) to draw (Interpol-relation?) eyes for rumored conflict-zone gem smuggling/circulations, and he insisted to make some cyber-comments about post-deed street-consumerism quality for Xmas-shoppers (wow).

AMLAN: How'd you fall for the only Canadian-cop 'hot' on our trail, Ezzy?
EZZY: Look, I'm to keep him dragged for the sideshow-distraction, ok?
AMLAN: This better be the real thing, Ezzy my flower of hate(s).

EZZY: If he's ending to be the better 'catch' for me, your cop-fear's actual (ok).

AMLAN: Good (bureaucracy-reading).

MARCUS: This is my prize-art for arts sake, Danica my pal.

DANICA: I'd become your lady-friend were it not for your hypnosis with Wanda.

MARCUS: This mermaid-portrait I've named Wanda for an eco-capitalism IQ.

DANICA: My God, you actually believe we're vigilantes, Marcus bud.

MARCUS: It's all due to Wanda...my inspiration for vigilante-deadshot(s).

DANICA: Very cool, Marcus (thanx for the share --- Facebook-like).

MANAGER: You mean to 'say' this swap was a rival deed I'm informed in IQ.

JOURNALIST: Surely it stinks to Ion-company rumors about bloody-diamonds?

MANAGER: We know the 'team' was Halloween-masked (pre-Xmas shopping).

JOURNALIST: They make the swap, and Ion's street-insurance examined (ha).

MANAGER: Springs for mechanics and true-blue examination(s), good-fellow.

JOURNALIST: Scholarship!

Ezzy did fall for that cop (Toronto) 'hot' on their trail and fooled her ex-beau (Amlan Satan) to fly to his Brussels sprout eatery/dive venture, which he did and made 'toast' for his past with a world-exchange 'reflection' culinary-treat soft/zesty (Indian) luchi-bread thanksgiving-diner plate chat(s) and recounted the 'misadventure' all for Marcus' 'fish-called-Wanda' (bureaucracy-reading).

MARCUS: It's all eco-capitalism language-arts (for us!).

DANICA: We'll miss Wanda, that fish of true-blue language-arts, Marcus hon.

MARCUS: Too bad about Amlan.

DANICA: Nah...he was the most dangerous (Halloween!).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

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[trokanmariel33]

I respect, that the mermaid image is one of the last images, of the selection of images used for the text.